Hello… I only own this strange, strange plot bunny. Well, I co-own it with my little sister who wishes to be pen-named THE BLUE. And admittedly the original inspiration was my baby brother… so I might as well say my other little sister did have some hand in it too. Is that everyone? Yes, and okay.

This is VERY random and eventually mostly everyone will be acting OOC. But it'll be fun while it lasts!


"We need to talk."

It was the last day of the Easter holidays of Ron's fifth year. He, with the rest of his siblings, were seated in the Burrow's living room with their parents. Mum was sitting in an armchair while Dad kept pacing back and forth.

"What is it?" asked Charlie curiously. Dad coughed. "It is hard to admit… but I'm afraid it can't be kept a secret any longer. Nor do I want to… well, I didn't want to in the first place, but well…"

"You're rambling, Dad," chuckled Bill. Dad looked sheepish. "Well, yes."

"It can't be that bad, dear," sighed Mum. Dad flushed as red as his thinning hair, "Actually, it appears to be so…"

"Uh-huh," went Ginny. Dad exhaled. "I called this family meeting for a reason. I'm Lord Voldemort."

Everyone blinked. Ron grumbled, "Well, this is going to put a crimp in my relationship with Harry."

"Same here," nodded the twins. Ginny added, "Are you sure, Dad?"

He looked amused. "Pretty sure, Ginny dear."

Glancing at his pocket watch, Mr. Weasley winced. "I have a Death Eater meeting coming up. I'd best be going- I'll be telling them the truth at today's meeting."

With a devious smile he added, "I can't wait to see the look on Lucius Malfoy's face!"

Then he Apperated away, leaving his stunned family behind. Weakly Bill advised his littlest siblings, "You might as well pack, Ron and Ginny. Tomorrow you'll be returning to Hogwarts."

Baffled the two headed upstairs to do so, Ron mumbling to himself, "Hermione is going to kill me…"