This is just for fun. But I noticed that I haven't really written much lately so I just decided to have a little fun and make some silly little poems.

The Long Ride: and Dave's Pride

Dave was driving along in his big truck

When suddenly he felt down on his luck

Trish was on the side of the road

He had to pick her up and take her home

He couldn't just leave her there in the rain

But this decision would soon leave him in pain

She wouldn't stop talking about god knows what

He wanted to slam her to the mat

She was talking about different hair colors and styles

He started to count down the long miles

He was about to go insane

Picking her up left nothing for him to gain

She now was starting to hit on him and winking

He just kept looking away and blinking

He didn't want to hear what she had to say

He wanted to dump her out of the car and drive away

It wasn't him to be so mean anymore now that he was good

But he felt at some point that he really should

I think he was about to scream

He wanted to nail her with a beam

About thirty minutes later

He no longer could take her

He still had ten miles to go with her

But was about to shove her out the door

He popped open the door leaning over her

She smiled and began to move closer

He paid no mind and unbuckled her belt

Shoved her out the door as she hit the assault

I know this may sound all mean and everything

But would you rather hear me sing?

Yeah right, I thought this would be better

Plus, Trish keeps getting sluttier

I know this was really random, but I was board and I thought that I would just write up something. So I pretty much made this up as I went. It took me about five minutes that's what is really sad. I'm going to write some more. If you have any other cool plots for me to do please let me know and I will probably write them. So yeah, check yah later.