A/N: So this might be the most ridiculous idea I've ever started working on, but inception-anon prompted me and the idea was too awesome/hilarious to say no. This fic will be several short chapters; each one of them a different holiday and/or important moment in Beca's life...


The first time they meet is Easter.

Beca's in the bar alone, stocking the beer cooler in preparation for the post-family get together rush (it's inevitable on any holiday) and wiping down the bar when she hears the door chime. She glances up at the clock - 11:30, still 30 minutes before they officially open - and shakes her head. She should have left the door locked.

"We're not open yet," she says, but then she actually looks at the woman and her jaw drops - actually drops, which she thought only really happened in the movies Jesse always makes her watch - because there's no way she's seeing this right. The girl is dressed like a bunny - more like a Playboy bunny than an actual rabbit - with white ears perched atop red waves that fall down across her shoulders. She wears a white tank top and white cut off shorts that are ridiculously short, showing off her long tan legs, and Beca's pretty sure she caught a glimpse of a cottontail attached to the back.

"Oh, that's okay," the woman says with a smile that's almost as charming as her bright blue eyes. She places the basket in her hand on a table and then turns back to Beca. "I take it you're Beca Mitchell?"

"Uh, yeah," Beca nods, curious as to how the girl knows her name. She tucks the rag in her back pocket and walks out from behind the bar, leaning against the edge as she gives her another once over. "And you are?"

In lieu of response, the woman bursts into song. And by song, she kind of means she bursts into a rap because she's dropping lines about candy shops and lollipops and Beca's blushing furiously, hiding her head in her hands.

"You can have it your way, how do you want it? You gon' back that thing up or should I push up on it?" She questions through song, moving closer to Beca, hips swaying in the same rhythm as the verse. (And yes, Beca notices when she turns around, there's definitely a cottontail.)

The song ends after the first verse and Beca finds that she's actually a little disappointed when she stops. Her skin feels heated and she jams her hands in her pockets, awkward and unsure, but then Chloe's reaching out, handing her the basket which is full of candy and a card in a purple envelope.

"Happy Easter!"

"Uh, Happy Easter to you too?" Beca says as the girls walks away, but it comes out more like a question because she's pretty sure Easter doesn't normally come with singing telegrams with wildly inappropriate lyrics (and mildly inappropriate accompanying dance moves).

"By the way," the girl says, turning before she makes her way through the door. "My name's Chloe."

"Bye, Chloe," Beca calls. She watches as Chloe leaves, still a little dumbfounded by the entire thing. She grabs the card and rips it open, eyes scanning a simple Happy Easter! - Jesse inside.

She makes her way back behind the bar, grabbing a Reese's egg from the basket before shooting Jesse a quick text.

You're a fucking idiot.