Authors Note: Considering the fact that we've already abused Edward, I think we should move onto another pretty boy... Lights... Camera... Draco!

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Ode to Draco Malfoy

I think I'll abuse

Another sissy, pretty boy.

Let's see who's next on the list,

It's Draco Malfoy!

Has anyone noticed,

The grease in his hair?

I rub a pan off his head

To grease my kitchen ware.

Whatever he says,

His lackeys will always do.

So when they're alone,

What do they get up to? ;)

The thing about Draco

That drives me mad

Look at him the wrong way,

"I'm telling my dad!"

People will say his life

Wasn't easy one bit.

But in the end Draco

Is a whiny little git!