The Crappy Fanfic Legacy!
"I want to marry the Empress! I have seen her wandering the streets and I must have her!" Glandorf screamed! "Have you seen those eyes? They rival the great Pharaoh's and Aladdin's! And *they* were sexy men! But the empress is a goddess among women! I will claim her as my own! I will climb to her window and convince her that we were meant to be! I'll sneak onto her balcony, wait until the moment is right, and proclaim my undying love for her!"
"Tell me more." Yzma spoke.
"Give me the finest potion you have to make me human!"
"Why should I trust a horse?"
"Please! I beg of you!" Glandorf cried.
"Fine, but you must tell me in exact detail how the night goes!"
"Pervert! ... but if it's free ...I must accept!"
The next day...
"So, how did it go?" Yzma asked? Glandorf threw up on the floor.
