Background:Hermione dating Draco after cheating on Ron with him, Ron hates Hermione.

'Why', Hermione sobbed?,'Why did he leave me?'

'Whats up Herm?' asked Harry.

'Your little boyfriend leave you like you left me?',asked Ron spitefully.

'Go to hell Ron, if you can figure out what that is with your pea-sized

brain',Hermione snapped back.

'I'm not going to stand around listening to some little tart try to be a

bigger bitch than she already is, which, I really don't think is possible for

someone who licks dracos 1" dick!', Rons shouted back.

'I am not a tart or a bitch and his dick is not 1" its 13" and hes a lot more

of a man than you'll ever be!',Hermione shouted.

'Oh yeah? How many of your crappy charms did that take to grow an

extra 12"s?', Ron spat.

'You should know, all of the ones I tried on you except they only work on

real men. And thats why your little weeners still only 2". It'd take millions

of charms to make your little shaft grow even another inch!'she said back.

The crowded common room, all listening, stifled giggles at this, except for

Fred, George, Harry ang Ginny who hated it. Several other people who

were friends with Ron or Hermione were standing and frowning. They

hated it.

Hermione then turned to Harry and said read this, gesturing to a letter.

'Well, don't you have anything better to do like homework?',Hermione

asked the staring, silent common room. There was a bustle of noise as

the common room continued with whatever they'd been doing.

The noise quietened down, however, as Ron started to call Hermiones tits

the size of a babys.

Harry hated it. His 2 best friends enemies, always having public slanging

matches, Ron jealous and angry, Hermione jealous and sleeping with

Draco Malfoy. Could things get any worse? Wait, why had Hermione

been crying? Had Draco dumped her?

'Do you even know what tits are?'Hermione screamed at Ron.

Harry tried to block out their argument but he couldn't so he decided

to go for a walk and read the letter in peace. He couldn't find anywhere

to be left alone because everyone wanted to know why Ron and

Hermione hated each other. No-one knew the truth or Hermione

would be seriously bullied and hated.

He walked around the school in his invisibility cloak looking for

somewhere to be alone and read the letter in peace. By now Harry

was very curios as to the content of the letter that made Hermione cry in

public. In a crowded common room of all places!

He finally came to rest in the shade of a large, peaceful tree in the

grounds. He removed the invisibility cloak and began to read the letter.