Boredom – Chapter one: YOU EAT RELISH!
"Well, excuse me for being a mere mortal!" Duo yelled to Heero. He sighed and turned his head around. "He thinks he's Evil Kinieval and hardly speaks! Why don't you give up and stop pretending to be human?" Duo looked over to Heero.
Heero gave… the 'loathe' look. (Duhn, duhn, duhn!)
"You're not strong enough to be my enemy…" Duo just kept talking, stupidly.
"Really?" Heero gets up and unsheathes his katana, giving him the evil look once again.
"Eep." Duo whimpered and ran away.
"Thought so."
Duo threw a pot a Heero's head and Heero blocks it easily and throws a dagger right back at him. He missed his head but caught his shirt, leaving him dangling on the wall behind him.
"I… Hate you." Duo whispered.
"Omae o korosu, baka." Heero smirked, stepping towards him.
Duo flailed around. "No touchie! No touchie!"
Heero raised his eyebrow and chuckled. "Just keep doing that…"
"RAWR! ARGH!" Duo yelled as Heero waved goodbye and started to walk away. "Don't you walk away from me!" Duo cried.
"Huh?" Heero turned around quickly, his katana still drawn and his fingers wrapping around the hilt tightly.
Duo gulped. "Go ahead.. Walk away from me.. Go head." He cowardly replied. Heero smiled and kept walking. "Stupid, rude, damned, incorrigible, robot-bastard." Duo muttered. He jumped when another dagger sticks to the wall right beside his face. "How many of these do you have?"
"Many… Wanna see?"
"NO! Uh-oh….AHHHHHHHHH!"
Thunk, thunk, thunk, thunk, thunk, thunk, thunk, thunkthunk, thunkthunkthunk
"Phew!" Duo sighed with relief, seeing that none of them actually hit him.
"One more." Heero showed him, raising it up into the air. Heero threw it and it landed right between Duo's legs. Right below his…umm…his…(you know what I am talking about! And Duo passed out.
"Stupid human." Heero busted up laughing. "Listen, silence!" He shook his head. "Beautiful…" Minutes passed as Heero was still admiring the silence when Duo quietly awoke.
"You bastard! Get me out of here. Damnit!" Duo screamed.
Heero was startled by Duo's sudden awakening. He jumped up and landed on the floor with a thump. He realized it was loud-mouth's ramblings, laughing.
"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE…" Breath… "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE…" Breath… "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Breath… "LET ME OOOOUUUTT!" Duo managed to get himself free of the dagger and checks himself for blood. He looks down at his um…um… 'friend.'
"Phew, my precious!" He breathed a sigh of relief. "My one…My only… My precious… I've been waiting for a girl like you!" He sang to…it and reaches down to kiss it, when Heero looks over.
"Ew! Get away freak!" Heero jumped back from Duo with wide eyes.
"Huh? You're the one carrying 13 daggers! I know, I've counted them."
"I don't carry them," Heero smirks, "they came from spandex world!" He points to his shorts.
"AND YOU DARE CALL ME DISGUSTING?" Duo screeches.
Heero smiles. "Yeah, so what?" Heero smiles again and sticks out his tongue and Duo bit it.
Heero flailed around, going in circles taking Duo off his feet. "Yet… Ggo!" Heero screamed.
Duo lets go and flies to the back of the room. He gets up and says, "Yum… hot dog!" Heero scowls. "With ketchup!" Duo cries suddenly.
"And?" Heero asks.
"RELISH!" He wrinkled his nose. "You eat relish!" He stuck his tongue out, but quickly stuck it back in when he saw the glint in Heero's eyes. "Eep."
But Heero caught it. Duo flails around (also making Heero get off of his feet).
"Yet Ggo!" Duo screamed.
Heero did as he was told and was thrown to the back of the room. He got up and said, "Ice cream, chocolate, a hamburger, with ketchup, no lettuce, and…" he tasted his tongue. "Spaghetti!" He cocked an eyebrow. "Jeez, you're a pig, aren't you?"
"YOU EAT RELISH!" Duo pointed a finger. "MY EATING HABITS ARE PERFECT COMPARED TO THAT!" Heero again raised an eyebrow.
"Heeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrooooooooooooo!" Relena cried.
