All Credit to Rainbow Badger-Mole of Death. Jamie, Eli, and Nikki are hers. Anyone else you don't reconigze are mine. First five chapters were written by her.


I woke up to a thud coming from my apartments living room. As a hunter and an air force pilot, my skills and reflexes were honed, my dad and commanding officers made sure of that. Was Jamie up? No the thud was too loud for my near three year old son to make. Great someone had probably broken in. Shit. I quietly snuck out to the living room. sure enough someone had broken in. dude needed more experience. Oh crap! there were two more people, one male one female. Screw air force I was in hunter mode, I just hoped that those skills weren't rusty. the first guy was separated from the others. 20 minutes later, I was staring up at my oldest brother, Dean. Bastard.

"Looks like your outta practice." I pulled a move that ended up with him under me. One an air force buddy had taught me. "Or not. Now get offa me." I got up, pulling him with me.

"What the hell are you doing here?" I asked.

"I was looking for a beer."

"What the hell are you doing here?"

"Alright. alright, we need to talk."

"Uh, the phone?"

"If I'da called would you have picked up?"

I was saved from answering by the living room light flicking on. "Daddy? Wuz goin' on?" Jamie yawned.

I sighed "Nothing, Jay, get back to bed."

"But Daddy!" The little whiner.

"Jamie Tristan Winchester, get your butt in bed. Now." I employed the I'm-the-father-you-are-the-son-so-do-what-I-say tone. I was turning into my dad, god help me.

"Who's the midget? Why did he call you 'daddy'? And please don't say he's your son." Dean semi-panicked.

"How about Nikki and Eli get out here and Jamie obviously will not be going to bed because of you three." Jamie got that shit-eating grin of victory. "Wonderful, just fucking wonderful." I murmured to myself as Nikki and Eli walked over to stand next to Dean.

Dean said "OK explanation. Now."

"Jamie, your uncles Dean and Eli, And aunt Nikki. Dean, Eli, Nikki, your nephew, Jamie."