The sad, sad story of Lord Voldemort's life
Tom Marvolo Riddle's mother died giving birth to him. He was placed in an orphanage because no foster family was cool enough to take him. They could not handle his awesomeness. Then, Professor Dumbledore came to visit him and tell him he was special. Tom cried when he went to sleep that night because someone finally loved him and would take him away from the orphanage where every kid was jealous of him.
Tom disliked his name because it reminded him of the mother he lost and father who didn't want him. So he changed it to Lord Voldemort. Lord, because deep down Tom wanted to be rich and buy a lot of stuff. He also wanted to be a teacher at Hogwarts because he never wanted to leave the school he loved so much.
He also got nicknamed the Dark Lord because he was more tanned than the other white kids. He got teased a lot for being tanned. So, instead of buying a lot of stuff like chocolate chips ice cream, Voldy wanted to whiten his skin by the means of surgeries. Unfortunately for Voldy, the surgeon who was in charge had been drinking all day. He whitened Lord Voldemort's skin very much but also chopped off his nose. Voldy was very sad, and humiliated. He loved his nose.
He got teased even more for being nose-less. So, people being afraid of him knowing that they talked behind his back started calling him He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named and the nickname stuck.
Then came along Harry Potter who was loved and Voldy was jealous. Moreover, he felt betrayed because Dumbledore loved Harry even more than he once loved Voldy, before Voldy did all those surgeries. So, all year Voldy threatened Harry and when the school year's end came, he tried to kill him. But Voldy discovered that Harry was a good listener so instead of really trying to kill him, he told him about he's life's story. Voldy always tried to kill Harry when school ended because he had Harry's education at heart.
He also very much loved to smile, so he used Colgate.
