HARRY POTTER SPOOF!

I now this skips throw very important scenes, but my story start and tells Harry

"You're a wizard Harry". "I'm a what?" Harry asked in surprise. "A wizard, and bloody good one at that, once you get some training" Hagrid tells him. "WOW! Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, and wow… wow, wow, wow… A wizard… WOW!" Harry replied. "Yes, you're a wizard, and I'm here to bring you to Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry" Hagrid said. "WHAT THE F***!" Harry screamed with sudden anger. "WHAT!" Hagrid cried. "YOU CAME ALL THIS WAY TO BRING ME TO F***IN SCHOOL! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU (BEEEP)! I MEAN HOLLY F***IN SHIT!" Harry screamed. "HARRY!" Hagrid screamed. Harry stopped. "Just get on the god damn flying motorcycle" Hagrid growled. "Ok" Harry said, suddenly happy again.

Sorry it's short, it'll hopefully get longer

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