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During the Intro, Audience's Reaction: (Words fly past the screen too quickly to read) HUH?!

On board the Tantive IV, as it gets sucked into the Imperial Cruiser.

Rebel 1: Oh boy, I can't wait to meet Darth Vader!

Rebel 2: No way, you idiot! We're for the Princess, remember?

Rebel 3: No time to respond, the Imps are coming!

Rebel 1: Oh shoot. I hate Imps.

Rebel 3: So shoot the Imps!

Rebel 2: Ah I'm shot. I'm dead (flops over).

Rebel 1: Now I really, really hate Imps.


Leia: Take that, you stubborn stuck-up trashcan! (sticks a data card into R2D2)

R2D2: Beep boop beep boop breeeeeep!

C3PO: We're gonna die.

Leia: No you aren't, you're gonna get into that escape pod while I get captured.

C3PO: Oh my, really?

Leia: Just watch me.

Leia gets captured.

C3PO: Let's go into this metal ball thingy, R2. So long, Princess! Have fun being captured! They launch escape pod into space.


Captured Rebs walk by the Princess, being escorted to Vader.

Rebel 1: Thanks a lot, Princess.

Leia: Shut up. Oh hi Darth Maskie.

Darth: It's Darth Vader. You hid the plans in one of those metal ball thingys, I want them.

Leia: It's escape pod, Darth.

Darth: The plans.

Leia: What plans?

Darth: Liar, liar, pants on fire.

Leia: Too bad I'm wearing a dress.

Darth: Whatever. Come with me aboard my not-so-secret Death Star, I've got a nice cell with your name on it.

Leia: No way!

Darth: Yes way! The Stormtroopers take her away.