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During the Intro, Audience's Reaction: (Words fly past the screen too quickly to read) HUH?!
On board the Tantive IV, as it gets sucked into the Imperial Cruiser.
Rebel 1: Oh boy, I can't wait to meet Darth Vader!
Rebel 2: No way, you idiot! We're for the Princess, remember?
Rebel 3: No time to respond, the Imps are coming!
Rebel 1: Oh shoot. I hate Imps.
Rebel 3: So shoot the Imps!
Rebel 2: Ah I'm shot. I'm dead (flops over).
Rebel 1: Now I really, really hate Imps.
Leia: Take that, you stubborn stuck-up trashcan! (sticks a data card into R2D2)
R2D2: Beep boop beep boop breeeeeep!
C3PO: We're gonna die.
Leia: No you aren't, you're gonna get into that escape pod while I get captured.
C3PO: Oh my, really?
Leia: Just watch me.
Leia gets captured.
C3PO: Let's go into this metal ball thingy, R2. So long, Princess! Have fun being captured! They launch escape pod into space.
Captured Rebs walk by the Princess, being escorted to Vader.
Rebel 1: Thanks a lot, Princess.
Leia: Shut up. Oh hi Darth Maskie.
Darth: It's Darth Vader. You hid the plans in one of those metal ball thingys, I want them.
Leia: It's escape pod, Darth.
Darth: The plans.
Leia: What plans?
Darth: Liar, liar, pants on fire.
Leia: Too bad I'm wearing a dress.
Darth: Whatever. Come with me aboard my not-so-secret Death Star, I've got a nice cell with your name on it.
Leia: No way!
Darth: Yes way! The Stormtroopers take her away.
