it all started wednesday. double weiner wednesday. nickelback showed up. and he was all like *guitar strums* "LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH" and i was like hey babyb you should totes let me see that photograph honry. and he was all like "EVERY TIME I DO IT MAKES ME LAUGH" and then i saw it and it was a photograph of his penis. and he had TWO OF THEM. and i was like *gaspy* and he was all like "oh did i say it makes me laugh, i meant i am ashamed of my ludicrous dicksplay." and then i told him nooo baby youre penises are a-okay! i like them they are very penisey,. and then nickalosabakc said to me "oh golly me gee. oh me oh my, you really do like my penises?" and then i told him yes, you might think that having 2 penises is a curse but think of how easily you can have twins. and then nickelbakc said "wow that is so wise. hey um are you doing anything later?" and at this point i was all like hoooly sit and i was blushig like no tomorrow and then i was like ummmm nooo and then quarterback said "do u wanna come to my place later?" and then i said sure when is it and he said "jnsfhdkdfjvbdhb" and turned into a goldfish but it was as big as a small sofa, which coincidentally was around how big his luscious penises were. but then the golfish-version of nickelback grabbed my arm and flopped his way over to a golden city ive never seen before. as we approached it he said in a goldfish voice "HNIHBHDBFJLHVKJDOFOPVPAIDK HNBOIWJSBOSUJ QIJWDHALDJKAKJUDH EIHDOISAHF UJFNJNSKJNDFJSDF DISFJLSIDJF SJDHFLJSHF" (HNIHBHDBFJLHVKJDOFOPVPAIDK HNBOIWJSBOSUJ QIJWDHALDJKAKJUDH EIHDOISAHF UJFNJNSKJNDFJSDF DISFJLSIDJF SJDHFLJSHF is goldfish language for welcome to nickelbackopolis) and then in the city all i saw were goldfish and penises. nickelback explained further "jkaebr hvklhdbf vkn bsdsdfn" (jkaebr hvklhdbf vkn bsdsdfn is goldfish for this is where nickelbacks are grown) then i saw a mountain of nickeldicks and they all became fish that were small compared to fishelback but big compared to me. and then i was like oh my goooosh~ and they all collected me and and brought me to the temple of cocabola. there i found that these nickelbacks were all ruled by none other than grandpa lou pickles from rugrats! and then grandpa lou told his foshies "YOU DRAGGED A GIRL FIF-TEEEEEEEEN ACCROSS THE PAVEMENT AND FOR WHAT? THIS GIRL DONT EVEN HAVE QUOTATION MARKS WHEN SHE TALKS" and then all the fish said "blub" and that has no translation and then grandpa lou was all "SEND HER TO THE DUNGEON" and i was all oh no. and then i saw the dungeon and then it said sex dungeon on the door and i got scared and then i was in there and the only other person was a naked 60-something year old man with a fez covering his dick. all he said was "my ex wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better." he was surrounded by bulletholes. then a naked old lady walked in with a nametag that said ex wife on it came in with a shotgun and tried to shoot him. she missed. then old guy died of a heart attack. i did sex with his naked dead body. it was still warm. it felt good. then i went home. In my home was... GEORGE COSTANZA! He was doing the smug baseball face. his penis was baseball bat. and then i was like "enough of this shit!" then i went to bed. AND FUCKING NATURE BOY RICK FLAIR WAS THERE! and all he did was whisper "go to bed" then he disappeared.

i question why. why. why, whats happening to me. I exploded. Seriously. I just exploded.