Warning: This story will have yaoi (BoyxBoy love). If that isn't your fancy or you just hate this couple Kindly either:

A. Hit the back Button

B. Be brave, read the story and try your best to ignore the yaoi-ness

C. Understand it's my story and that no matter what you say, I won't change my story to match your views

D. Have an awesome day and NOT flame/troll

E. Do all of the Above but A

Author's Note: So… A new story… Oh my Lordy. All these Ideas keep poppin' into my head. Oh well, I'll update all my stories over time. Anyways, this idea came to me one day while I was playing HeartGold on my DS. I was sitting there, looking at the gym leaders and thought, '…Bugsy and Falkner kinda look like a couple to me'. And BAM! This story was born. Anyways, I think I've gotten enough experiences from writing 'Ending of a King's Reign' to be sure and confident in starting another Yaoi FanFic. I mean, I've received positive feedback from that story so surely I'm not a god awful writer. Anyways, I hope you enjoy and I noticed this couple doesn't have that much love. So to those who like/love this couple, or are just curious about it, I hope I do it well. I read over how Bugsy and Falkner act/ how their personalities are so I'll try to base them off those as much as I can. But they will probably be 'Unusual'. But oh well! I hope you enjoy the story anyways!

Also: I DO NOT own Pokemon.

Rated M: For Violence, Language, Etc.

The Birds and The Bees

Prologue– Once Upon a Time


Once Upon a Time Gym Leaders were fearless and powerful trainers who ruled over certain towns; they ruled with iron fists, dictating to all who challenged them and won would be considered the new ruler of that town. However, it wasn't as easy as it sound. Pokémon battles were much more deadly – often sometimes even killing the trainer. That's because the battles took place in areas that the Gym Leader claimed to be his/her arena. For instance, Flarea, A famous fire gym leader, was said to hold her battles in Volcanoes, forcing her foes to stand precariously on crumbling dried-out lava platforms. Not only did winning against the Gym Leader ensure you leadership over the town, you would receive riches, the biggest house, and the most food. Also, you'd bring honor to your family's name.

Those who were extremely unfortunate and lost their lives during battle would have their names carved into the walls of the gym. Thus only brave men and women would dare challenge the gym leaders – willing to even risk their own lives in battle at a chance just to be ruler – and even if they lost, they still were honored and respect.

It showed that you were willing to risk everything and you weren't afraid of death. It showed that you were passionate about training Pokémon. It showed that you were confident in your ability. It showed that you were confident about your Pokémon and how you trained them. It showed that you were brave, strong, and powerful – it showed that you were indeed a true Pokémon Master.

Over time however, things began to change. People began to think that battling in Volcanoes and other extreme areas was 'dangerous' and 'Unnecessary'. The townies claimed that Pokémon battles were supposed to bring honor – not death. Many towns and thousands of people revolted against the Gym Leaders. They demanded that the gyms, or arenas, be closed and they hold the battles in other areas.

But the Gym Leaders refused – How could they break the tradition that they participated in? How could they shame and insult all the trainers who died during battle? They couldn't—it was as simple as that. All the Gym Leaders met up, calling a large meeting to discuss this matter. They were the leaders of their towns so it wasn't like they could just ignore them. That'd be foolish – the people would revolt even more and might end up hurting innocent people. The Gym Leaders discussed it. They fought over the matter, trying their best to figure out how to keep the tradition alive. After a whole month of debating the matter, they all agreed…

They would still refuse to break the tradition. Dying in battle was honorable and the townies that were demanding the change didn't have the balls to die for something that they were passionate about. The Gym Leaders announced their decision to the public, making sure that every person heard the news. And then the clocks started ticking – The Death Bells were soon to ring, announcing the deaths of the Gym Leaders and The Traditions. The people who were against the traditions wouldn't accept it at all. So they decided to 'cut all the ties' related to the precarious and outdated traditions they hated. During the cover of a moonless sky, they raided the houses of the Gym Leaders, murdering them, their families and any evidence that spoke of the traditions.

They even went as far as to murder the Pokémon that were used by the Gym Leaders.

The deaths of the Gym Leaders shocked everyone – It made the world go silent. In a single night, a total of One-hundred and eight people perished. Countless numbers of Pokémon were lost as well. And it was all because a bunch of people, who didn't even battle, didn't want to see any more people die because of Pokémon battles.

How Ironic.

Those who were not part of the murders were too afraid to speak out against those who did and allowed them to twist and turn the battling system into what they called 'perfection'. Not only was it not perfection, it took away the honor and pride of those who had died during battle.

And they didn't only do that – they destroyed their burial homes. The murdered raided the old gyms, or arenas, burning and destroying everything that they considered tainted. The last thing they did was break down the walls that have the names of trainers who died in battle – and didn't give two shits about them at all. Here they stood, the murders, smiling brightly.

They had accomplished what they wanted. And to this day, it stands. It's the law they instilled into the world. The Guide Lines are as followed:

1. Leaders are given a building in which they're allowed to decorated however they wanted. Nothing that may cause harm to a person physically can be placed in the building such as pit falls or lava.

2. Killing of Pokémon and Trainers in battles is forbidden and if it is found out you have done such deeds, you're to be killed.

3. Leaders are the 'Stepping Stones' for new trainers. Gym Leaders should only battle with half their power, or less, to ensure the trainer has a chance of winning.

4. Leaders must honor all trainers and reward them if they win the battle. Gym Leaders MUST give a 'badge' that represents the victory of the battle against the Gym Leader.

5. Not Applying with the rules will have you thrown out as a Gym Leader.

And they haven't stopped loving the rules. Even to this day, they smile in their graves. While those who followed the old ways roll over in their graves, trying to hide themselves from this. But of course the old ways are forgotten. Most people don't even know about them – and it's because of those murders. They made sure almost all evidence of the old ways were destroyed and threatened those who tried to carry on its existence by word of mouth. But it wasn't like they could control everyone.

So it still lingers around to this day – but it's only a rumor to those people. And the Murders can keep smiling in their graves. Because a rumor can't really bring up the past and let the truth be known.

No, it can't. Because no one ever believes rumors.


End of Prologue

Author's Note: So the next chapter (Which will probably be out soon, like in two hours times) will start the story. I just wanted to give you guys the background of the story. Anyways, Hope you like it so far! Please, leave a review and tell me what you think! Thank ya very much!

P.S – I couldn't think of a better title than 'The Birds and The Bees' because of two reasons:

1. Falkner: Bird Type+ Bugsy: Bug Type = Perfect Fit for the Title

2. Its Humorous to me! Lol :P!