Originally written by Quafflesandbludgers

Eric shifted his gaze to the crowd forming around him; it wasn't anything new. In fact, the amounts of attention he got was almost boring. There was only one girl he was looking for and she wasn't showing herself.

Pushing his way through the crowd, Eric kept his eyes out for the beautiful face but his vision was completely obscured by his fans. Really, she should have been easy to spot. After all, not many people dressed the same as him.

Adjusting his Chopper hat, he cleared his throat and the crowd quieted. They waited in silence for his next move and he turned to one of his many assistants. Giving him a nod, the assistant clicked a button on the nearby stereo and a perfect melody graced the ears of everyone around.

"Let me sing you the song of my people," he said with a slurp before belting "I Hate You [Like I Love You]"