While i am procrastinating and browsing memes i see this father and son post on Imgur and decide to make a story out of it.


When Kazuki run into his family's home, grinning from ear to ear because of a fun day at school for his 2nd day of senior kindergarten, with his father's hand in his, he goes up the stairs and neatly puts his backpack on a special place just for it, takes his jacket off and hangs it, and then jumps onto his twin bed to read some superhero manga while his dad is making dinner downstairs.

After 20 or so pages, he hears crying and a woman attempting to shush it. He grins again because if there's crying, then it must mean that his sister, Usui Nozomi, that he loves to play with very much is awake. He runs out of his yellow walled room and comes into his mommy and daddy's bedroom, aka Kazuki and Nozomi hangout. He runs towards his mom shaking a very cool noise making toy infront of Nozomi, but his precious little sister knows better than this. She starts crying again and Kazuki starts playing with her, and even if he was there, he couldn't console her.

"Mom," Kazuki said, "she needs food."

"I know, I thought of that before you started playing with her, you growing little boy!" Came the reply.

Since his dad was 186 cm, he must be getting taller, he thinks.

"Dinner's ready!" came a male's voice from downstairs.

Mom, Nozomi and I all come downstairs to eat dad's cooking, which is the best. After we all finish eating, I walk over to my dad when he was placing the dishes in the dishwasher.

"Hey dad" said Kazuki.

"Yeah Kazuki?"

When dad squatted down and started pressing buttons on the dishwasher, I inquired,

"What was it like when making a baby?"

Takumi looks at him.

Kazuki looks back.

Takumi grins.

"I'm serious dad! I know about all th-"

"No."

"Da-"

"No."

"B-b-but don't you fee-"

"No."

Anger swells up inside Kazuki, and starts yelling.

"DA-"

"No." came the nonchalant voice once again.

Now Kazuki was getting REALLY MAD.

"YOU DON'T THINK I KNOW WHAT YOU AND MOM DO AT NIGHT?!"

Takumi looks at his son, dead in the eye.

"Shhh, it's okay, you'll get another chance." Takumi says.

"Whuh-what do you mean?"

"Exactly."


Props to all the people who get this. Back to memes now i guess