Grim and Edboys: Writer's Cut

By Solaris God of Sol

Chapter 1: ReapEd

Authors Notes: It is time to ask the question Technomaru once answered, I once answered, and several other fans have probably answered as well: What if Grim key Ed, Edd, 'N Eddy instead of Billy and Mandy?

Background: Grim and Edboys wasn't actually my first fic, or even first fic of this type, I had previously published a rewrite of a Fairly Oddparents superhero fic. I never completed it, though I had big plans for it.

Disclaimer: I do not own "The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy", "Ed, Edd, 'N Eddy", or, "The Grim Edventures of Ed, Edd, 'N Eddy". This is a fan fiction, not the official thing.

Now we can begin!


It's a typical day in the Cul-de-sac of Peach Creek, at least as any day there could be called "typical". Kids are playing, the Kankers are doing something destructive and Ed related, and the Eds are scamming for jawbreakers! This time it's a giant robot scam where they have "giant robots" made out of cardboard boxes standing behind them and a sign that reads "Humungus (sic) Robots for too buks (sic)" next to them. Eddy was yelling out "Giant Robots here! Destroy cities, save the world from aliens, and look good while riding one! Only for 2 bucks…what's that? 2 bucks instead of a quarter? I charged 2 bucks instead of a quarter because look at them, they're freaking huge! Besides, giant robots don't grow on trees and… HEY ED! GET OUT OF THE DUNGAM 1000! THAT THING COST ME MONEY!" and Ed cheerfully yells out "SPACE FIGHTER ED WILL SAVE THE EARTH FROM THE MARTIANS…FILMED IN ALIENVISION!" Eddy is also annoyed that Double D is not helping them. Why not? Well for starters, he knows that the giant robot scam isn't gonna work and Sara is extremely sick, so Double D is trying to get her better because he sympathizes with her.

Double D is in Sara's room, making her Kelothan™ branded ramen noddles. Sara says sweetly (and sickly), "Double D, why are you trying to help me? After all I've done to you, my brother, and umm… Johnny 2x4, I don't think I deserve this..." Double D shows up in a biohazard suit and hands her the ramen, telling her " Regardles of the way you act around others, you're still human, a mere child, and well… (blushes) I have a reputation to keep when it comes to being the nicest of the 3 Eds…and Johnny. Hey someone's at the door!" and when Double D opens the door he sees Ed and Eddy. Eddy is annoyed, and tells him, "We spent the last weekend binge watching Transformers, Gundam Wing, Gundam Seed, the old school Gundam, Megas XLR, all so we could build giant robots of our own... And instead you're helping Sara? I don't believe it!"

Double D responds "I told you a thousand times, your automatons are supposed to be made out of steel, transform, and fight aliens and Neo-Fascists to a standstill, yours are made of cardboard, are immobile, and even the Spemin could beat them six ways to Sunday!" Eddy stares at him, and says, "Man, you're such a nerd! Now get over here and help u…" before Eddy can finish he hears Sara scream out of fear, something Ed has never heard before. He dashes to her room yelling, "BABY SISTER! BIG BROTHER GONNA SAVE YOU FROM THE BOOGERMAN!" and when all 3 Eds show up they see green mist appear and a shadowy cloaked figure materialize from the mist. He is a skeleton dressed in a cloak and carrying a scythe. Before the skeleton speaks, Ed makes a huge smile and yells out "IT'S SKELETOR! HEY SKELETOR, SIGN MY LUCKY UNDERWEAR!" Ed tnen pulls down his pants, revealing green boxers to the figure and says "They where white when I first got them." The rancid smell of Ed's underwear gets to the figure and causes him to faint.


44 minutes later

Double D checks the figures pulse and says "The strangest thing about it is that he doesn't even have sensory organs! Or organs of any kind for that matter" and then Eddy says "Maybe Ed's just super-naturally stinky ," Ed says "And proud of it!" and takes a whiff of his own rancid odor. The figure gets up in a creepy fashion and says (in a Jamaican accent, oddly enough) "FOOLISH MORTALS, I BE THE GRIM REAPER AND… good golly mon, when was the last time you showered?" and Ed responds "My birthday!"

Grim puts on a gas mask and before he can speak Double d asks "why would the Grim Reaper speak with a Jamaican accent?" but then Grim shrugs and continues "Anyway…I AM THE GRIM REAPER AND I'M HERE TO TAKE THIS CHILD AWAY FOR SHE IS DYING OF A SERIOUS DISEASE THAT IS SO SERIOUS AND…AND…and..and…for goodness sakes mon, why isn't she in a hospital like most terminally ill people? Do you kids even have parents?" Double B replies, "Terminal illness!? I thought it was just a cold!" "It's fatal but it acts like a cold?" Grim exclaims in shock, "But that would mean it's a Fell Plague! Only demons can do that!" Double D and Ed slowly turn to face Eddy, who says, "It's a long story..."

Grim tells a short version of what he was trying to say, "I be the Grim Reaper, Ed's sister is seriously sick…and she's good as mine!" Hearing this makes Eddy's face turn into a huge grin. He then drags Sara from her bed and tries to hand her to Grim saying "Normally I'd use this as a scam to charge you for a quarter, but this time I'm giving her to you for nothing at all!" Sara gets so furious at Eddy but being sick and all makes her incredibly weak, the other Eds look shocked at Eddy's morbid behavior and Double D yells out "Of all the things you've ever done, this is the last straw!" only for Eddy to respond "Why are you standing up for her? Despite her crush on you she still beats you up, she beats me up, ruins our scams, beats Ed up for fun, and so I say we give her to Grim! Because she had it coming for a long time, Sockhead! What do ya say Lumpy?" and then Ed makes a sad face and says "Don't give away baby sister like a chicken no one wanted…TAKE ME TO ETERNIA WITH YOU INSTEAD!" The Eds look very confused about what Ed just said. Double D responds to Eddy, "That doesn't change the fact that she is a child and... Forget it!"

Double D bravely goes up to Grim and says "I have a deal to make with you…if we beat you in a contest, we keep Sara!" Ed interrupts and says "AND YOU GET TO BE OUR BEST FRIEND FOREVER!" while Grim says "ok but if I win, Sara comes with me" and Ed interrupts again and says "OOH OOH TAKE ME WITH YOU TOO!" and finally Grim says "Fine, the deal's on, the contest shall be a scaring contest, whoever is disturbingly scarier than Jason Voorhees in the summer nights, more bloodcurdlingly terrifying than Freddy Krueger in you darkest nightmares, and more frightening than Cochran's halloween death masks, is the winner" and then Grim transforms into a demonic skeletal being with demonic wings and horns protruding from his head and flames appear behind him, Eddy looks terrified, Ed smiles largely at the sight, and Double D just stands there and smirks and says "I've seen something even more frightening than that!" Grim then lets Eddy go next and then Eddy then smirks and says "You know what…I forfeit! A little brat like Sara deserves to be sent to the underworld… have a nice afterlife Sara!". Sara gets so furious at Eddy and she sweetly asks Ed "My dear big brother, can you please help me from this cruel fate?" Ed happily says "Okie dokie baby sister! Ok Skeletpr, this master of the universe will use his ultimate weapon… FIST OF THE MONOBROW! SUPER SCARY FACE!" and then Ed makes a Kawaii anime face, everyone looked shocked and Grim just says "actually that's just disturbing rather than just plain scary…and now you, bearer of the sock hat, show me your terrifying, bloodcurdling, gutretching, Stephen King-ish, disturbing, evil, spooky, pants wettening, frightening, creepy scary face so I may laugh at it."

"Oh, it's not a face I'm showing you today," Double D makes a evil smile and says "Get out of here guys, I'm about to make 'The Last House on The Left' look, and smell, like a sweet, sweet, rose!" And so, Double D UNLEASHES THE EL MONGO STINK BOMB! Grim gets hit all the way, screams like a shrill little girl, and yells out, "MY EYES, MY NOSE...oh wait I'm a skeleton, I have no sensory organs…BUT STILL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

He then falls unconscious from the fear... And the stench, but mostly the fear.


66 minutes later

Grim wakes up and thinks it's all a nightmare. Then real nightmare begins… Double D lets everyone back in and says "We won Grim! Since a bet's a bet, we keep Sara!" Ed tackle-hugs Grim and yells out "AND YOU'RE OUR BESTEST FRIEND FOREVER!"Grim yells out "No…No…NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! It is impossible, I cannot lost to a mere mortal…I never lose! Not even Genghis Khan could beat me!"

Sara then suddenly recovers and hugs Ed and Double D tightly, saying "You guys do have the heart to save me, oh big brother, Double D, I swear I will always be nice to you guys from now on! Now if you excuse me…" all of a sudden she drags a rather frightened Eddy out from his hiding spot under the bed , "Oh, umm... hi Sara… I see you recovered well…HELP ME GUYS! THIS BRAT WILL…DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL!

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Grim, Ed and Double D just stand there seeing Eddy get pummeled by Sara for trying to give her to Grim. Grim then says "You know, I'd do him a favor and take him to the netherworld but…maybe not." Then Ed says "Hey Skeletor! let's go to my place for monster movies and all you can eat gravy!" and then Grim says "you know, you maybe not so bad after all but please stop calling me Skeletor! I'm Grim!" ...and then Ed says "OK CRYPT-KEEPER! Besides I read your comic books all the time" and then Grim says "I'm surrounded by idiots!"


What will the Eds do with Death itself? How will the other kids react? Find out in the next exciting story of...

Grim and Edboys: Writer's Cut!

It's like The Phantom Edit! ...no it isn't actually.


"So, some boys from Peach Creek have managed to enslave the Grim Reaper... " A figures says before grinning and exposing her teeth gap... "This should be... Chaotic!"