Isolation will do that to you...and then some!
Disclaimer - I do NOT own Metal Gear Solid, and everything belongs to Hideo Kojima and Konami, which made one of the best game series in the world! *hails Hideo*. And now, time for the fic. And don't sue me, it's a waste of money, all I have is $5 and a toothpick. I DON'T OWN ANYTHING ELSE EITHER, IT ALL BELONGS TO THEIR OWN RESPECTIVE OWNERS!
Also, the original idea came from Lady Croft, and it's actually a direct continuation of her fic. So I'm going to insert a LOT of things from the prequel.
A/N - The first few chapters are gonna focus on mainly the MGS2 characters, and how they adapt to their new surroundings.
The time is 6 AM. Raiden is moving one of Rose's boxes into their new apartment, when suddenly, a very fast blur on a bicycle rammed into him really, really, really damn fast, knocking him into the air, and along with Rose's items.
Raiden - AHHHH!
Rose walks out, and seeing Raiden sprawled on the ground, immediately throws a hissy fit. (poor Raiden)
Rose - JACK! GET OFF YOUR LAZY BUTT AND GET YOUR BOXES IN! ONLY 27 MORE TO GO! HONESTLY, I DON'T KNOW WHY I STAY WITH YOU ANYMORE! YOU TOOK SO MUCH WITH YOU! *Points to Raiden's little duffel bag, with his skull suit and M9/SOCOM akimbo combo inside*
Raiden - Yes....dear...
Rose - That's better. I'll wait for you upstairs, on the 11th floor, oh, and use the stairs, the landlady told me there's a little surprise in the elevator.
Raiden - Ugh...why me?
A young woman in a lab coat walks up to Raiden.
Naomi - Sorry about Frankie, he's never been the same ever since that fateful day.
Raiden - Thanks. Err...you are?
Naomi - Naomi Hunter, he's Frank Jaegar...and he's a little out-of-it, but he's a good person.
Raiden - Yeah...I'm sure, I'm Raiden, AKA Jack, by the way.
Naomi - FRANKIE! GET OVER HERE! HELP THIS GUY AFTER YOU NEARLY KILLED HIM! I'll have him help you, it's the least I can do.
Raiden - *thinking* Oh great...I hope Rose gives me a nice funeral...and where's Snake? He's the reason I moved here, stupid hockey playoffs...the Devils just HAD to win...and the gun laws are pretty loose.
Ninja - NAOMI, CAN I HAVE PEANUT BRITTLE AFTER??? (A/N - That was from Lady Croft's original fic, chappie 6)
Naomi - I guess so...
Ninja - PARENTS! I KILLED!*
Raiden - Well, he'll help a lot, I'll go in the elevator, it'll be faster.
A few minutes later, you can hear Raiden's screams of pain from the elevator, which moves REALLY slowly up to the 11th floor.
Naomi - NO! WAIT! I'll go get the bandages...
Ninja - UNCLE JACK OFF HIS HORSE???
Naomi - No Frankie...
An hour later....
Raiden, battered and bruised, stumbled his way over to his door, and what greets him is a very pissed Rose.
Rose - WHERE WERE YOU! FRANKIE HERE ACTUALLY DID SOMETHING, THAT'S IT, WE'RE THROUGH!
Raiden - But...
Rose - OUT!
Raiden - Well, I guess I'll move in another place.
Raiden, the idiot he is, takes the elevator AGAIN and goes to floor 3.
Naomi - Well, I'll get the medicine..
Ninja - THE MEDICINE!
An hour later...at Snake's place, room 403.
Snake - Well, this is good news, I have a 100% percent approval rating...HAH! TAKE THAT BUSH! I've also gotten emails recommending me for president...this could be my big break... (let's just say Bush came into office...again, for the sake of humor)
Otacon - You mind, Snake? I'm busy watching my anime! Ahhh...hentai, how I've missed you...
Ring.....ring....
Fatman - Hello, Laugh and grow FAT business, how may I help you...uh huh? Pest invasion? I'll get down to it.
At Meryl's cabin
Meryl - I want all those rat's dead, NOW!
Fatman - Ho ho ho ho...don't worry, laugh and grow fat, it'll only be a moment, wait in the big clearing over there.
Fatman, on his rollerskates, hitches Meryl's cabin up with C4.
Fatman -Laugh and grow fat, rats!
Meryl - Wait, NO-
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!! Rat - SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!
Rat corpses surround Meryl, as she is bombarded by debris of her former home..
Meryl - I'll. Move. In. With. Snake...
Meryl, with a lust for vengeance, calls a town meeting
At the town meeting...
Meryl steps up to the reconstructed podium, which is now made of Mountain Dew boxes.
Meryl - Fatman must be stopped! He blew up my home, and Ocelot's nightclub with gourmet meals!
Ocelot - As corrupt as I am, I NEED REVENGE FOR MY NIGHTCLUB.
Raiden - Uhhh...corrupt and revenge go hand in hand.
Wolf - KNOCK IT OFF!
Raiden - Eep. Yes'm.
Fatman - My ears are burning, is anyone talking about me? HO HO HO HO!
Snake - ....
Raiden - ....
Fatman - !!? Ooohhh....
Everything goes black and white and into slow motion
Meryl - !
Rose - !
Wolf - !
Naomi - !
Ninja - PARENTS!!!
Snake - !
Raiden - !!
Liquid - OUR GENES ARE VINTAGE, BROTHER! (the whole deal with Wolf's daily abuse is no good for him)
Fatman's fall causes a shockwave that knocks out everything. Everything goes blinding white, and when the smoke clears, desolation is amock.
The only thing left standing is Wolf's apartment block, but Mantis' store, Meryl's cabins rubble, and Ocelot's nightclub's remains, and EVERYTHING ELSE IS GONE...and Raiden's clothing again, which leaves him naked, with everyone seeing his....thing.
Random Guard which makes a cameo (RGWMAC) - Wow..I wish i had what this kid's got...
Raiden - ... Get...out...
RGWMAC - I'll go now.
Snake - .....MEETING ADJOURNED!
Author's Afterward - Yeah, I know this was majorly UNFUNNY!, but it was my first chappie..had to introduce Raiden in...I'll work on it later...
Don't R&R if you don't really like it. I'm pretty much asking for flames here...
Disclaimer - I do NOT own Metal Gear Solid, and everything belongs to Hideo Kojima and Konami, which made one of the best game series in the world! *hails Hideo*. And now, time for the fic. And don't sue me, it's a waste of money, all I have is $5 and a toothpick. I DON'T OWN ANYTHING ELSE EITHER, IT ALL BELONGS TO THEIR OWN RESPECTIVE OWNERS!
Also, the original idea came from Lady Croft, and it's actually a direct continuation of her fic. So I'm going to insert a LOT of things from the prequel.
A/N - The first few chapters are gonna focus on mainly the MGS2 characters, and how they adapt to their new surroundings.
The time is 6 AM. Raiden is moving one of Rose's boxes into their new apartment, when suddenly, a very fast blur on a bicycle rammed into him really, really, really damn fast, knocking him into the air, and along with Rose's items.
Raiden - AHHHH!
Rose walks out, and seeing Raiden sprawled on the ground, immediately throws a hissy fit. (poor Raiden)
Rose - JACK! GET OFF YOUR LAZY BUTT AND GET YOUR BOXES IN! ONLY 27 MORE TO GO! HONESTLY, I DON'T KNOW WHY I STAY WITH YOU ANYMORE! YOU TOOK SO MUCH WITH YOU! *Points to Raiden's little duffel bag, with his skull suit and M9/SOCOM akimbo combo inside*
Raiden - Yes....dear...
Rose - That's better. I'll wait for you upstairs, on the 11th floor, oh, and use the stairs, the landlady told me there's a little surprise in the elevator.
Raiden - Ugh...why me?
A young woman in a lab coat walks up to Raiden.
Naomi - Sorry about Frankie, he's never been the same ever since that fateful day.
Raiden - Thanks. Err...you are?
Naomi - Naomi Hunter, he's Frank Jaegar...and he's a little out-of-it, but he's a good person.
Raiden - Yeah...I'm sure, I'm Raiden, AKA Jack, by the way.
Naomi - FRANKIE! GET OVER HERE! HELP THIS GUY AFTER YOU NEARLY KILLED HIM! I'll have him help you, it's the least I can do.
Raiden - *thinking* Oh great...I hope Rose gives me a nice funeral...and where's Snake? He's the reason I moved here, stupid hockey playoffs...the Devils just HAD to win...and the gun laws are pretty loose.
Ninja - NAOMI, CAN I HAVE PEANUT BRITTLE AFTER??? (A/N - That was from Lady Croft's original fic, chappie 6)
Naomi - I guess so...
Ninja - PARENTS! I KILLED!*
Raiden - Well, he'll help a lot, I'll go in the elevator, it'll be faster.
A few minutes later, you can hear Raiden's screams of pain from the elevator, which moves REALLY slowly up to the 11th floor.
Naomi - NO! WAIT! I'll go get the bandages...
Ninja - UNCLE JACK OFF HIS HORSE???
Naomi - No Frankie...
An hour later....
Raiden, battered and bruised, stumbled his way over to his door, and what greets him is a very pissed Rose.
Rose - WHERE WERE YOU! FRANKIE HERE ACTUALLY DID SOMETHING, THAT'S IT, WE'RE THROUGH!
Raiden - But...
Rose - OUT!
Raiden - Well, I guess I'll move in another place.
Raiden, the idiot he is, takes the elevator AGAIN and goes to floor 3.
Naomi - Well, I'll get the medicine..
Ninja - THE MEDICINE!
An hour later...at Snake's place, room 403.
Snake - Well, this is good news, I have a 100% percent approval rating...HAH! TAKE THAT BUSH! I've also gotten emails recommending me for president...this could be my big break... (let's just say Bush came into office...again, for the sake of humor)
Otacon - You mind, Snake? I'm busy watching my anime! Ahhh...hentai, how I've missed you...
Ring.....ring....
Fatman - Hello, Laugh and grow FAT business, how may I help you...uh huh? Pest invasion? I'll get down to it.
At Meryl's cabin
Meryl - I want all those rat's dead, NOW!
Fatman - Ho ho ho ho...don't worry, laugh and grow fat, it'll only be a moment, wait in the big clearing over there.
Fatman, on his rollerskates, hitches Meryl's cabin up with C4.
Fatman -Laugh and grow fat, rats!
Meryl - Wait, NO-
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!! Rat - SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!
Rat corpses surround Meryl, as she is bombarded by debris of her former home..
Meryl - I'll. Move. In. With. Snake...
Meryl, with a lust for vengeance, calls a town meeting
At the town meeting...
Meryl steps up to the reconstructed podium, which is now made of Mountain Dew boxes.
Meryl - Fatman must be stopped! He blew up my home, and Ocelot's nightclub with gourmet meals!
Ocelot - As corrupt as I am, I NEED REVENGE FOR MY NIGHTCLUB.
Raiden - Uhhh...corrupt and revenge go hand in hand.
Wolf - KNOCK IT OFF!
Raiden - Eep. Yes'm.
Fatman - My ears are burning, is anyone talking about me? HO HO HO HO!
Snake - ....
Raiden - ....
Fatman - !!? Ooohhh....
Everything goes black and white and into slow motion
Meryl - !
Rose - !
Wolf - !
Naomi - !
Ninja - PARENTS!!!
Snake - !
Raiden - !!
Liquid - OUR GENES ARE VINTAGE, BROTHER! (the whole deal with Wolf's daily abuse is no good for him)
Fatman's fall causes a shockwave that knocks out everything. Everything goes blinding white, and when the smoke clears, desolation is amock.
The only thing left standing is Wolf's apartment block, but Mantis' store, Meryl's cabins rubble, and Ocelot's nightclub's remains, and EVERYTHING ELSE IS GONE...and Raiden's clothing again, which leaves him naked, with everyone seeing his....thing.
Random Guard which makes a cameo (RGWMAC) - Wow..I wish i had what this kid's got...
Raiden - ... Get...out...
RGWMAC - I'll go now.
Snake - .....MEETING ADJOURNED!
Author's Afterward - Yeah, I know this was majorly UNFUNNY!, but it was my first chappie..had to introduce Raiden in...I'll work on it later...
Don't R&R if you don't really like it. I'm pretty much asking for flames here...
