I own nothing from the Ben 10 franchise, nor do I claim to. Are these getting old yet? Apparently not. Have seven thousand more!
D'Void held his ugly little monster-baby in his impossibly muscular arms. "I can never put you down, no matter how hard I try. It's like something is forcing me to lug your disgusting bulk around despite my attempted resistance," he groaned tiredly. "Oh well. At least I can revel in my slaves' torment."
"Surprise, bitch! Liberation forces!" Manny yelled as he jumped out from behind some rocks. "Kanye West!" He started firing his guns into the air.
"Not you guys again," D'Void groaned. He pondered for a moment. "Actually, I take that back. I'm glad to see you for once. There's a good chance you'll end up killing this repulsive thing in my hands." He patted the disgusting creature affectionately though he did not want to. He simply could not resist the action.
The baby-creature Null Guardian which is not a Sue, I swear, even though I can't possibly defend myself from that accusation in any way given the mounds of evidence to the contrary, but I'm doing it anyway, ha ha, bolted from D'Void's arms, it's jaws open wide. It unleashed a sickening, sobbing screech.
"Bitch, it's on!" Manny punched the thing in its face, three times, all at the same time, simultaneously with his three fists. Triple PAUNCH!
The thing began to bawl out its eternally abominable sounds of torture. Everyone's ears began to bleed. Their vision blurred. Some sank to their knees and cried desperately for any deity to come free them from the madness and pain. None answered the call, sadly.
"Fuck this, we'll shoot the walls and bury their asses down here!" Manny shouted.
He used one hand to fire his gun several times while covering his ear holes with the other two. And one only had that hook, so he couldn't really do much with it except maybe hook people in the face. But he hadn't thought to do that yet, so he didn't.
Rocks fell, nobody died.
But D'Void was trapped with the constantly shriek-sobbing baby-thing.
"Fuck my life," he cried before bursting into sobs.
It was his eternal torture. For eternity. Except he would probably die within 45 or so minutes due to lack of oxygen. Or something.
Who cares. Nothing makes sense anyway and it never will.
The End
