I own nothing from the Ben 10 franchise, nor do I claim to. Sometimes the things I read cause my brain to shut down for a few minutes. But then it fires those little synapses back up and I produce something even worse!

Our handsome villainous hero, D'Void, lord of the Null Void, ruler of all he surveys, inexplicable father of what has to be one of the most annoyingly bizarre Mary Sues ever to grace the fandom and attach themselves to one particular instance of a character only three people in the entire fandom actually like...and by like, I mean truly and honestly have emotional attachments to...which is hilarious when they read fanfiction like this, including mine, even though I know them and they think it's funny and they know I am at least not doing anything out of seriousness, thank goodness, amirite? Moving on...D'Void strode into his posh citadel living quarters, walked over to the specialized baby crib he had made for a freaking baby Null Guardian...who I repeat, is not a Mary Sue in any way because she does not receive extravagant amounts of special treatment, whoops, ignore everything I wrote previously that directly contradicts that statement of denial...and witnessed his precious baby!Sue Null Guardian opting for his undivided attention again.

It had long streams of snot pouring out of its...wait, they don't have noses. They have to sneeze out of their gill things, right? Uh...hmm. There is no attempt at logic in any of the original stories, is there? None whatsoever. Huh. Well then. All right. I will go along with the flow. It happens to be made of feces, quite unfortunately.

His freaky little baby-thing was sneezing, though we do not understand how, and crying, though we also do not understand how, but it was...and it was sad and very much cause for an extreme amount of concern. It turned out to have...the...the...seriously? The flu. Yes, a Null Guardian caught a random influenza virus. In the Null Void. Okay.

No, it's not okay.

WHAT?

"I'll make it better, baby!" D'Void cried while sobbing hysterically. He hugged his daughter-creature who vomited hot, steamy bile and let out a goose honking sound. "Daddy's going to make you all better!" D'Void ran to the closet. He ran back out in a nurse's uniform. Like the one Joker wore in TDK. He was wearing so much additional makeup that he looked exactly like the Joker did in that movie. "Nurse D'Void is here for you!"

D'Void ran off to locate some delicious healing broth for his preciously horrid baby-creature.

Once outside, D'Void was inevitably instantly confronted with those two Plumbers' Helpers, Manny and Helen, and a bunch of random nameless expendable rebels.

"I must get HEALS for my BABBY!" Nurse D'Void yelled with determination.

"Where the fuck is Ben Tennyson when you need him?" Manny groaned.

Seconds later, they were dead.

D'Void cooked them into a boiling pot. He fed the resulting broth to his sick little baby. But tragically, the baby got more sick and died.

"Noooo!" D'Void shrieked.

He fell to his knees where he sobbed hysterically for hours. Then he got bored and changed into a maid's costume. Then he laid back down on the floor, sobbed again for another hour, then fell asleep. Then he woke up, went to the kitchen, had some cake, went back to the bedroom, changed his clothes again, this time into his regular clothes which did not involve a shirt, and he watched some TV. After getting bored again, he wandered around aimlessly wishing he could get through the dimension and to Bellwood. Because that's the area he would immediately go once he broke into the Earth. Not Washinton D.C. or anywhere else. Bellwood. That is the only place I know where the Ben Tens take place in. Other than the Null Void. Which does have a shopping mall and many chains of department stores. You know, to buy cakes and digital clocks from! Don't bring me your canon based simple logic. Fools! You're all hypocrites who don't watch the show! Man, am I projecting my own flaws onto everyone around me who dares point out my severe lack of self-awareness, or what?

"What's taking that damn drill so long?" D'Void wondered.

He walked outside. Ben was there, breaking his drill. He gasped. Ben turned into Humongousaur and punched D'Void into the ground. Without the kormite powers of nigh invulnerability, he got very much injured.

"Ow, my spine!" D'Void wailed. "I can't feel anything below my neck, you asshole!"

"That's your problem, Animo," said Ben. "You shouldn't have attempted this bullshit."

"I should have been a janitor like my mother wanted," D'Void, or if you prefer, just Doctor Animo, sobbed. "Who will take care of my BABY?" He sobbed more sobbingly than he had ever sobbed before.

"I will," said Manny. Manny pulled out a sledgehammer. He smiled crazily.

"Oh, thank the lord!" D'Void cried with his last moment of fleeting lucidity before passing out.

And, yes, he did shit his pants. You know you like it when he does that. Don't lie. Maybe I'll throw in some water sports down the road. Or do you prefer it be called...omorashi? Did I spell that right?

Fucking weeaboos.

The End