A/N: My first fic! Just a one shot, hope you all like! Please R&R!!!!!!

inuyasha and sesshoumaru have just defeated nuraku and sango has gone off with her brother and maroku went with sango because they are getting married and maroku is free of his cursed hand

inuyasha:soo seshoumaru(in an anoying voice)i think we have a score to settle!

sesshoumaru:you actualy think i would waste my time for the likes of you?

inuyasha:ha!i knew it your scared!

sesshoumaru:sighs inuyasha prepare to die!

sesshoumaru:parish inuyasha!

inuyasha:i was just about to say the same thing to you!

kagome:sigh do you two ever quit?

inuyasha:kagome this is none of your bussness!

kagome:oh it is now!sit boy!

(inuyasha falls to the ground just as sesshoumaru swipes with tokijin)

inuyasha:kagome!cant you see im trying to destroy my brother here?

kagome:sigh you never learn.....

kagome:fine....have your little fight but then were leaving......

inuyasha:fine!

inuyasha:(inuyasha leaps into the air and screams wind scar wich plummets and hits sesshoumaru where it hurst!and in his stomach as sesshoumaru falls to the ground kagome says)

kagome:inuyasha!!!!see what youve done now!youve hurt sesshoumaru!

inuyasha:ummm....kagome that was kinda the point...

kagome:inuyasha you ignorant creep!he just helped you dstroy nuraku!sit boy!

(as inuyasha and sesshoumaru ly there motionless kagome has an idea)

kagome:omg !!!i knocked the wind out of inuyasha!i have to give them both C.P.R!

(as she goes over to inuyasha and starts to give mouth to mouth inuyasha grabs her and starts to make out with her)

kagome:oh inuyasha!your sooo romantic!!!!

sesshoumaru:groan

inuyasha:i know!

sesshoumaru:you fool!

sesshoumaru:im not going to sit here while you to have "FUN"

inuyasha:then go away S.E.S.S.H.O.U.M.A.R.U!

sesshoumaru:fine!rin come on we must be going!

kagome:oh inuyasha!

inuyasha:oh kagome!

rin:eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!lord sesshoumaru what are they doing?!?!?!?!?!!!!

sesshoumaru:rin dont look we must be going!

jaken:er uh well i wanna stay!

sesshoumaru:jaken you perverted little toad!

jaken:fine im coming then!hmph

(anyway (5 years later) the story goes inuyasha and kagome end up getting married and have a son named yashevan who is a quarter demon)

yashevan:momy when do i get a cool sword like dadys?

kagome:when your father dies and leaves a forged sword in his tombe that he hides in your eye dear!

yashevan:cool!i cant wait!

inuyasha:dont expect me to be as genurous as my father was to me!

kagome:you better!sit boy!

yashevan:cool mom!

inuyasha:oh kagome get over here

inuyasha:we have dinner plans tonight its our anniversary!

kagome:oh yes i still cant believe i got married to you.......

inuyasha:......................

kagome:just kidding!

inuyasha:good i was just about to blow through the cieling

kagome:ok see you tonight!

inuyasha:dont count on it!

kagome:inuyasha!!!!sit boy!

inuyasha:im just kidding!

(so they go on there anniversary 1000 years later inuyasha dies and leaves a forged sword for yashevan forged with his tetsiaga and tokijin forged together to creat tetokijin and yashevan live happily ever after with his true love legome)

yashevan:this sword rules!!!!

the end