A/N: Me and my friend made a joint account so we would have a place to put our word games. What is a word game you ask? Well, it is when you give another person words and they have to make up something to write about with those words. Eack different game shall be a different chapter.
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The words:
Cloud,
Leon,
love,
3-some,
ship,
name (use anyone you want to here),
bubble gum,
explosion,
giant screw seaman
The story:
Cloud, Leon, and Sephiroth all boarded Cid's ship, the Highwind. Leon had been secretly admiring Cloud from afare,and could no longer resist the cute blonde's seductive ways. He tried to distract himself from Cloud by particpating in a 3-way with a couple of the ship's seamen. He still wasn't satisfied. He HAD to have Cloud, and soon, no other would do. He didn't care if Sephiroth was in love with him. He planned to steal the uke right from under the white-haired man's nose. Leon proceeded his plan by offering Sephiroth a peice of bubblegum, which he had evilly spiked with every laxative he could find on the ship. Sephiroth chewed the gum until he felt a painful pressure in his lower abdomen. Sephiroth ran to the bathroom. Leon snuck to the door, and listened outside. What he heard was akin to a mini explosion. While Sephiroth was out of commision, Leon went to Cloud's room. He knocked on the door. He got no answer, so he turned the knob. It was unlocked. He walked in, and his cheeks flared red in embarrasment. Cloud was butt naked, and so was Vincent. The blonde sat on top of the vampire, fully impaled on his hard cock. Leon, hurt, ran from the room and tried to hurl himself off of the ship, but he slipped on a pile of poop that had escaped Sephiroth before he could reach a toilet. He looked to see what he had fallen in. Sephiroth, yes, he would tell Sephiroth what he had seen. Then, then Sephiroth would drop Cloud like a dead weight. Leon was possitive whatever Cloud and Vincent had together wouldn't last, and when Cloud was left all aone, he would swoop in for the rebound and claim the blonde as his. Leon rushed to Sephiroth's room, walking fuuny because he had bruised his left testicle during his fall. As he had guessed, Sephiroth was still on the toilet...and, oh god, the SMELL! Leon almost feinted, but didn't. He told Sephiroth of what he had seen. Then, Sephiroth explained "Leon, sex with a vampire will make you live longer. Cloud and I have BOTH been sleeping with Vincent for over a year. Every time we sleep with him, ten years is added to our life span, you should try it. Heck, maybe some time we can all get together and have a giant scew." And they all did just that. They all screwed so long and hard, each man could do nothing but lay around from exhaustion, and Leon had added at least 500 yrs. to his life span. He no longer wanted Cloud. He had fallen in love with Vincent. (The latter paragraph occuring AFTER Sephiroth defeated his bought of violently explosive dairrhea.)
