Syndromes!
EVERYTHING EXCEPT NARUTO IN THIS STORY WAS CREATED BY ME!
Ch.1 RNCS And AIS (Random Name Calling Syndrome And Animal Impersonation Syndrome)
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXYosh! Sorry about not updating Koneko Hinata, but I've been having problems with my laptop… kind of sucks. Dam keyboard shorted out. Oh well… Ok this is the summary:
Ahem, One day, because of a certain Aburame Takai (go me!), the Hyuuga manor burned down and now Hiashi's dead (Yay!), and Hinata had moved to Naruto's house. BUT! Before Neji had dropped her off, he had said " I thank you for inviting her Naruto, but please be wary of her SYNDROMES!" (He he, cliffy summary) (Note: They are all 17+ in this fanfic.)
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX(An: Be wary I have introductions much like "Shinigami Cup Golden" They are not really a story, just comedic relief.)
EVIL SPELLING BEE!
Takai: Hello! Welcome to the evil spelling bee, where we tease Naruto and Hinata! Hooray! Shino-nii, what's the first word?
Shino: The first word is love. Kiba-kun your turn.
Kiba: Hmm… That's hard, umm can I have it in a sentence?Takai: Hinata wants to confess her love to Naruto, and Naruto wants to make sweet love to Hinata. (Naruto screams "What!" and Hinata faints.)
Kiba: Ummm… L-U-V, Love.
Takai: (Both me and Shino sweat drop) (whisper) This guys an idiot…
Tsunade: CORRECT!
Shino: I knew we shouldn't have made her a judge…
Takai: Yah…
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXThe image flashed before her… Hyuuga manor burning down… all because of that hated man (TT I'm sad now)… Now outou-san was dead… where could she go? … Naruto? No… he wouldn't like it… he doesn't even know I exist…
Hinata sighed. "He doesn't even know I- oomf." There he was she had bumped into someone… because of her unwariness… I'm an idiot.
"Oi, Hinata-chan, I heard what happened and- Hinata-chan? Are you okay?" He noticed she had tears in her eyes.
"H-Hai Naruto-kun! I just wasn't watching where I was going that's all…" She sighed again. She had gotten over her stammering a little while ago, but she didn't really realize it. "Anyways, you were saying?" She sighed yet again. (Note : for all those who haven't realized it yet… that's a sad sigh.)
"Ooookay… Anyways as I was saying… I heard what happened to your dad… and your house and I was wondering- what? Hinata-chan???? Why are you crying?"
"I couldn't protect him…" Hinata weeped hysterically. " I cant do anything right…" (Note: This is a romantic comedy fanfic… however I thought drama would spice it up.) She gasped as he leaned down and hugged her. "N-Naruto-kun?"
"Hinata-chan, its okay, its not your fault. I probably couldn't have stopped that demon!" He chuckled at this, but still had a serious face. "I'm serious Hinata-chan its not your fault he was from Akatsuki, too strong for us." He hugged her softer. " Hinata-chan, do you want to… stay at my apartment for a bit?" He cleared his throat and stood up. " Before you object, I say that you stay at least until you get your bearings." He held out his hand.
"N-Naruto-kun. O-of course I'll stay." She grabbed his hand and stood up.
"That's great, Hinata-chan. Okay you get your stuff, and I'll go- Oh, yeah. Forgot that your stuff burned up…" He bonked himself on the head. " I'm such an idiot sometimes… Anyways, let's get going!"
"H-Hai!"
Neji watched afar, the scene that played before him. Meh, nothing I can do about it… Better warn him though…
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX"Hinata-chan, you realize that Neji's been following us all day right?" He asked.
Shit, I've been spotted. Neji jumped out of the bush he was hiding in. "Ahem, Hinata-sama, I'm sorry but I must warn him." Hinata nodded for him to continue. " Naruto-san you must abide by these rules if Hinata-sama is staying at your apartment:You guys cannot sleep together. (Hinata almost fainted)
Hinata-sama cannot be impregnated. (Hinata fainted.)
This, the most important rule of all, be wary of her syndromes"
"Oi, you made her faint. And why would I do any of those? And what syndromes?"
"I'm sorry for making her faint and- Please don't hold her like that, it makes you two look like lovers." Naruto had picked her up bridal style, so he just put her on his back and shrugged. "Thank you. Anyways these syndromes only appear in a comfortable area, such as Hyuuga manor, or your apartment. They have a few stages, but I don't know how many. Good luck and remember; if you violate rule 2" He made an evil face. "I'll kill you." Before Naruto could retort he jumped away.
Naruto sighed. As if id do anything like that to a girl like Hinata-chan. He sighed again. Now I have to fix the sleeping arrangements.
Why not sleep with her kit? Kyuubi asked. Neji-baka didn't even threaten you if you stayed in the same bed as her.
Hinata-chan wouldn't like it, dus. Shed wake up, find me there, go AHHH, and then run away.You really are a dip s, you know that kit?
Whatever.He heard a moan behind him then. " Don't bother waking up Hinata-chan. Were almost there." She opened her eyes a little bit…
"Master, were are we going?" Naruto jumped about twelve feet.
"M-M-Master, what are you talking about?" Hopefully one of her syndromes… right?
"Donna-sama, were are we going please tell me?"
"Were going to my apartment." Wait so now I'm her Husband???
"Master, are you going to punish me for fainting?" She looked into his eyes. "If you must…"
"N-No Hinata-chan I'm just taking you to my apartment- oh, here it is." He stopped in front of his apartment, took the key out, and opened the door. "Okay make yourself comfortable here, Hinata-chan."
"Nyaaaa!"
Okay… now she's a cat, what next.
"Donna-sama, your so secretive, did you have to take me here, we could have gone to the park to do 'this and that'." At this Naruto's nose bled just a little. "Donna-sama I was just talking about shopping and taking a stroll… You perv." She stuck his tongue out at him and meowed again.
I'm in for a long night…"Hinata-chan how do you want to sleep tonight?" He asked.
"Next to master, or with master." She said simply.
"O-Okay, how bout I sleep on the floor and you get the bed."
"No, I'm your slave, I'll sleep on the floor." Naruto jumped again.
"S-S-Slave?! Hinata-chan please don't say things like that!" Naruto calmed down a little. "Okay, well just have to get dinner situated, then we'll figure out the sleeping arrangements." Damn, I'm going to go crazy if she keeps acting like this.
"Nyaa! Master, doesn't make dinner, I make dinner. I'm your slave."
"Fine,fine. Just stop calling me master."
"Why? I know you like it, Donna-sama."
"Just make dinner, please…"
"Hai!"
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX"Wow this smells great Hinata-chan. What is it?" He licked his lips practically, then he looked down a little over her shoulder. "Looks like Ramen but what's that red stuff?" He looked over a little bit more. His nose started bleeding again.
"Its called spaghetti Donna-sama. Its got noodles and a special sauce in it." She made a kind of evil grin. " I made it out of my own juices." Naruto had rivers of blood flowing from his nose. "Donna-sama, you perv I was talking about my home made lemon juice."
"O-Oh, okay. Ahem, ill go sit down now."
Several minutes later….
"WOW! Hinata-chan this tastes great! I think I've found my new ramen!" Hinata smiled.
"I know I didn't make it the way master thought, but if you wanted me to…"
Naruto's nose started bleeding again. "N-No its delicious as it is, no need to change it." He laughed nervously. " We still need to figure out sleeping arrangements, though."
"Ill sleep with master and that's that."
"Very well."
"GAO!"
What? Now she's an alligator.
"Well I'll let you shower first and ill wait."
"Hai!"
Damn she's too cute. She says she's my slave, but im probably hers…
What's a matter, kit? Can't handle a few names and a few animal sounds? You know, you come in at the worst possible times…Its what I do.
Just then Naruto heard Hinata scream. He rushed to the bathroom. "Hinata-chan what's wro-" Hinata was standing there naked, holding his little frog hat.
"This is sooo cute!" Then she noticed Naruto standing there. "Is this yours master?"
"Y-yes, is that what you screamed about?" He had to turn around.
"Hai! It was just too cute, so I screamed!" She started walking closer to Naruto. Then when she got near him, she hugged him. "Master was worried about me!"
Naruto fainted from blood loss. His words before he hit the ground, "so soft."
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Beat The Crap out of Sasuke: PreliminariesTakai: Okay first one to knock Sasuke out wins! 1,2,3 GO!
Kiba: Ya! I'm going to win! Gatsuuga!
Ichigo: Getsuga!
Takai: Ichigo wins!
Kiba: What? Where did he come from?!
Ichigo: I was bored so I came here.
Takai: Yosh! Ichigo wins!
Kiba: No fair!
Ichigo: Beat it, loser.
YOSH! Next time Hinata has a few new surprises for them, but while she's sleeping! YAY!
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