A/N: Ok, I've just started going to the Challenge in a can site ) and I've wrote loads of little stories in like 10 minutes each and I thought I'd post them. Please review and if you'd like me to continue let me know!

Disclaimer - I don't own anything, Joss owns all

rating - pg-13

Spoilers - BtVS s4(bried mention)

Challenge - Xander, Serious, Shirt


Xander looked over at Spike who was currently sat tied to the only chair in his room. It was so unfair, why did he have to babysit the evil undead? Just because, as Anya put it so nicely, Giles had an 'Orgasm Friend' staying over night.

"Oi, Whelp"

"I do have a name you know Fangless"

"And so do I, but as you seem to forget that don't moan at me for not calling you by your name"

"Fine, whatever. What did you want?"

"I wanted to know why you wear that bloody shirt all the time?"

"What bloo- What shirt?"

"The one you're wearing now you moron" Spike rolled his eyes, humans could be so stupid sometimes.

Xander looked down at the shirt he was currently wearing. It was a blue Hawaian shirt with lots of little palm trees all over it and it was one of his favourites. He glanced over at Spike who was watching him closely, waiting for a reaction. His eyes travelled down to Spike's shirt, it was plain and boring, though he wasn't sure if he would be able to say that about what was underneath the shirt...

Xander cut of that train of thought before it could carry on any further, especially not further down... He looked back up to Spike who was now watching him with an amused expression on his face.

"See something you like, pet?"

"W-what?"

"The shirt"

"Oh right, yes I mean no. My shirt's better. Your's is all boring, no pattern, just plain black"

"That's because I'm a vampire you idiot, you know creature of the night and all that crap?"

"I suppose" Xander agreed, not looking convinced in the slightest.

"Tell you what pet, why don't you come on over here and untie me, and we'll see what it looks like on you?"

Xander considered this for a moment, being deadly serious before realising that Spike was joking, and he hadn't thought that Xander would ever consider it, even for a second.

Xander made his way back into the kitchen and grabbed a bag of blood out of the fridge and putting it in the microwave, that should keep Spike quiet for at least five minutes. While he was waiting for the microwave to start beeping and signify that it was finished he began to wonder when he had ever starting thinking about how attractive Spike was and... The microwave went off and he grabbed the bag and chucked it at Spike before going to take a shower.

A nice, long, cold shower.