"Come on, Japan! I have to pee!" America peaded and knocked the door and was instantly punched in the gut by England. "Iggy! What was that for?"

"Well, maybe because a certain dolt doesn't understand that one can spend hours on the toilet?" England asked with a frown. "By the way... Japan? It won't take you too long, now, will it?"

"Hai, just a minute!"

~~~ 15 minutes later ~~~

Meanwhile, half the world stood in front of the toilet...

"Japan! I order you to hurry up, aru! You know I'm not the youngest guy around anymore!" China yelled and banged his fists against the door.

"Come on, comrade, it's easy to open the door, da?" Russia asked sweetly and shoved China away to gently knock the door with the back of his hand.

~~~ meanwhile at the end of the line ~~~

"Uh, do you know why we are standing here?" Iceland asked his brother.

"Nope."

~~~ Okay, stupid intermisson, back to the source of all this! ~~~

A few countries started to come up with reasons for being the first one after Japan finally finished his 'job'.

"I raised him, aru!"

"His boobs belong to me, da-ze~"

"We're bestest buddies!"

"I slept with him."

Everyone suddenly stopped talking to stare at Greece, whose only response was a tired yawn and a lazy blink.

"YOU DID WHAT, ARU!" China screamed/ yelled/ screeched and stared at the mediterran nation in disbelief. "I knew you western idiots corrupted Japan, aru... I knew you were no good... and he still... STILL slept with that... with that... jerk, aru!" the Asian country cried, plopped down, puled his knees close and started sobbing.

~~~ Girl's toilet! ~~~

Hungary washed her hands when she realized something. "The guys could have asked us to let them use our toilet... oh well..."

~~~ The manly, manly toilet ~~~

When Japan opened the door, he was greeted by nearly everyone beating the other up. But because he was too polite to interrupt them, he quietly made his way back into the conference-room.

The only one to see that the toilet was now free to use was America, who saw the chance and quickly went inside. He locked the door, which was instantly hit by fists.

Sighing, America looked around, when he spotted something.

"Oh, Japan's DS. He must have left it... oh well, I bet he doesn't mind if I play a little..."

A/N: I hope you get what Japan has been doing all the time... I really hope you do...

Oh, I forgot the disclaimer... uh... disclaim! Okay, okay...

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Hetalia.

But still... review please... even though this story was just random stuff...