*A beautiful orange earth pony sitting at a bar drinking some cider. Her coat is orange, her eyes is bright green, and long blonde hair in pigtails. Her clothing is black outlaw cowgirl chaps, black vest, red scarf, black cowgirl hat. Her long black whip is laying on the bar table. On her flank is her cute mark which is an big red apple with a whip in front of it and a black hat resting on the apple*

?: *sits her mug down* Howdy, ya'll. It's nice seeing some new faces around this ol' tavern. This place has seen better days, I reckon. So, want me to buy ya'll a drink or two? I got enough bits to cover us…no? Heh, suit yourself. *takes another sip of her cider* Hmm? Wanna know my name, huh? That's mighty nice of ya'll. I'm Alexis Van Jack, famous cowfilly of Appleloosa. You want to know why I famous? I can't tell you. Well, not yet anyway. *looks at her whip* This is my trusted whip that I found while riding into town. I was stopping here for a…

*a rugged pony comes in the tavern with his rope ready for her* ?: I got you now, Miss Jack! That 500 million bits is as good as mine!

Alexis: Could ya'll excuse me for just one second? This won't take 'too' long. *she sits her cup down and grabs her whip. The pony tries to throw the rope on her, but she dodges it and uses her whip to ties up his legs and makes him fall to the ground. She goes to him and ties him up with his own rope. She head back to the bar and sips her cider* Sorry about that, sugarcubes. I had to take care some nopony varmint. Anyway, I got a mighty fine story about little old me that needs telling. I would love to tell you right now, but I'm afraid we ran out of time. Fret now, ya'll. I'll tell you my story with the time is right. Till next time, sugarcubes! Yeehaw! *she jumps up, runs out of the bar and into the sunset*

Pony: *struggles to break free but couldn't* Um…a little help here? Please?