Bilbo can beat Thorin anyway! Hobbit power! :D
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Hope you enjoy...i know its short but it was 4:10am when this popped in my noggin
Thorin Oakenshield was a warrior, but not just any warrior, a fierce warrior who took part in The Battle of Azanulbiza, who managed to disable then disembowelled his enemy and lead his men to victory. He was a warrior who tried to combat Smaug and he was a living survivor of the attack before they fled. He was a prince but now a King. The King Under The Mountain. He was the strongest, fiercest, most intelligent dwarf in the Company to reclaim Erebor. He was an unstoppable force and his name as known and feared by foes, yet respected by allies.
But somehow just somehow this title, this claim to power and glory seemed to be challenged when a small hobbit who had ne'er even set foot in a battle field, can ride a horse or even live outside of his hobbit hole without some. Bilbo Baggins was a hobbit from Hobbiton, at The Shire, he enjoyed peaceful things, such as gardening, surveying his maps or simply watching the sunset and rise whilst smoking his favourite pipe. He wasn't a fighter, heck he didn't even know how to hold a sword let alone battle an Orc with one! But Bilbo was better that Thorin first thought of him...
As a source of comfort for the Halfling, managed to challenge him to probably the most simple of games yet he's the one who seems to constantly beaten.
Bilbo was not as stupid as the King believed, he was clever, the most clever hobbit in Hobbiton actually, so when he challenged Thorin to a small game of conkers he was glad when he saw the arrogant smirk upon his face. Joking that he would go easy on the hobbit his arrogance and his confidence were smashed along with the clinker that Bilbo obliterated in one smack, well this was different. Thorin was gobsmacked as Bilbo gave a cheeky yet completely smug smile as the King tried and failed every attempt to beat Bilbo. He was a little warrior in his own mind.
He was a cracking conker warrior that can beat a king any day. And Bilbo would take that over any Orc Slaying any day!
