This is our first fan fiction written together by Xena and Elli. R&R please!


Xena's POV

"This is a new student, Xena." Ms. Bitters said grimly. I just stood there; I didn't know what to do. The class stared back. A few long moments of awkward silence passed by; I still didn't know what do to. I knew Ms. Bitters got irritated.

"Take your seat!" She commanded. I didn't move.

"You sit…" Ms. Bitters looked around for an empty desk. "Behind Dib." I still didn't move. I didn't even know who…Dib…was.

Ms. Bitters started to a make a growling sound, like she was chewing rocks. Stupid hyyumans!

Ms. Bitters then gave me a hard shove towards the Dib hyyuman. I then slowly sat down at the thing the hyyumans call a desk. The day went by really fast; I didn't do anything in class. That irritating bell thing rang and all the Earth hyyumans ran out. I just stayed in my desk; I didn't know what to do. I assumed since all the others are leaving, I should too. So, I left and went back home to the base and my SIR Unit, Tex.

Eli's POV

"Invader Eli." The voice droned on the intercom. I rolled my purple eyes. What now? I thought. "Please report to the Almighty Tallest." I groaned and reluctantly walked toward the Tallest station. I passed by my friend Tak; we exchanged friendly nods. Eventually I arrived at the station. There, Purple and Red were waiting for me. I crossed my arms.

"What do you want from me now?" I asked, annoyed. Red glared at me with flame colored eyes.

"Invader Xena went to Earth." He explained. I scoffed. Stupid Xena.

"And?"

"She forgot her Blaster here." Purple said, holding out a ray of some sort. I recognized it immediately. I had used it to invader planet Cyronis a few months back. I laughed. Idiot. How could she forget something so vital?

"So you want me to bring it to her since I've had experience with Earth." I said steadily. Purple nodded briskly. I crossed my arms.

"Fine." I said, turning around. I could still feel their purple and red eyes burning into my back as if the meeting still wasn't over. Sighing, I turned around. "I mean, 'Yes, my Tallest.'" I mocked.

Xena's POV

I started walking home. I knew Tex probably destroyed something by now.

"Xena!" A voice said from behind me. I turned around to see the Dib hyyuman.

"Yes?" I said, irritated. Then, I had an idea! I could this hyyuman to find the hyyuman's weaknesses.

"You forgot your pencil." Dib said, holding out a stick thing.

"Uh, yes, my peeennncciiilll-" She was cut off by an engine blaring. She looked up in the sky to see a… Is that Voot Cruiser? Wait…That is! I have to distract Dib, somehow…

"What is that?" Dib said.

"A bird?" I said, confusingly.

"That's not a bird." Dib retorted.

"It's probably a…cloud? A black cloud?" I suddenly said. Dib nodded slowly, but I knew he was still unsure.

Eli's POV

Something was very wrong. Oh no, no, no. I thought hopelessly. I had absolutely no control of my Voot Cruiser. Everything was going wrong!

"Ali! Help me!" I yelled to my SIR Unit. I made her, so she was definitely glitchy, but she still obeyed my every command – every now and again.

"Yes sir!" she saluted, her pink eyes flashing magenta. I glared at her, my dark eyes flashing. Ali looked at me, and her antennae dropped, but perked up again in a moment.

"Yes ma'am!" Ali said, correcting herself. I smiled.

"Very good, Ali." I grinned. "NOW HELP ME FLY THE FREAKING SHIP!"

Suddenly, the ship hit turbulence, and I plummeted into Ali, almost crushing the SIR Unit.

"Ali!" I shrieked as gadgets of all sorts fell on me. Ali was sitting in the drivers' seat, desperately trying to control it. Looking closer with my indigo eyes, I noticed the gas bar was empty. "Did you get gas before we left?" I demanded. Ali's antennae drooped, and immediately frustration took over me like a wave.

"ALI! You little-" I was cut off by the engine roaring, and it drowned out my words of profanity.


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