So. Here is my new PJO story, which, I know, I had promised ages ago. Actually, it's a collection of romance drabbles between the cast of PJO: demigods, gods, mortals, etc. Various pairings, from canon, to off-canon, to slightly cracky (if anyone wants 'em). Some are Rated T, some are Rated K-K+. Just check before you read, okay?

So, yeah. I'll start with the most popular canon pairing: Percabeth!

DISCLAIMER: I AM NOT RICK RIORDAN AND I DON'T OWN PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS SERIES AND HEROES OF OLYMPUS SERIES.


Pairing: Percy/Annabeth

Rating: T

Sub-genre: Humor

Status of Pairing: Canon

Warning: Some cursing, some innuendo. Oh, yeah, and it may make you hungry.

Food

"Annabeth?"

No response.

"Annabeth?"

"Mm?" Annabeth replied, not tearing her eyes away from her blueprints. For days, she had been scribbling, drawing, and erasing, yet nothing seemed right. She sighed, thumbed some pages, and crumpled one into a ball. Sometimes she hated her job as the architect of Olympus. Finally, she turned to her boyfriend. "What the hell do you want, Jackson?" she snapped.

Percy's eyes widened. "Whoa. Sorry." The two of them lapsed in an awkward silence.

Annabeth sighed again. She shouldn't be taking her lack of inspiration out on her poor boyfriend. She glared disdainfully at her documents and shoved them in the depths of her dusty drawer, where they belonged. "Hey, Percy?" she asked.

Percy glanced at her from the documentary about dolphins he was watching in Discovery channel. "Yeah?"

"What's up?"

Percy's eyes lit up. "Well, I'm sort of hungry."

"And?" Annabeth said, raising her eyebrow.

"And what?" Percy questioned.

Annabeth groaned. If she wanted to dish out exasperation, Percy definitely wasn't the best person to talk to. "What do you want to eat?" she asked slowly.

Percy thought for a moment. Well, mostly he craved pizza, but then his sweet tooth was tugging his mouth, and now he wanted chocolate. Or double-dutch ice cream with sprinkles...yum. His mouth was beginning to water as he pictured himself eating a giant ice cream sundae...

"PERCY!" Annabeth shouted, jolting him out of his thoughts. Percy realized that he had been thinking about food for nearly two minutes, and patience was never really Annabeth's best virtue. Damn ADHD.

"I swear, Seaweed Brain. It's just a simple question. What do you want to eat?"

Percy considered. Maybe Annabeth had some good ideas about what they could eat for lunch. He shrugged, and gave her an innocent smile. "I don't know, you?"

It was quiet for a minute, except for the guy on TV droning on and on about dolphins.

Finally, Annabeth shot him an icy glare. "That is revolting, Percy Jackson. You are the most repulsive person on the planet!" She stood up and grabbed her blueprints from the drawer. With a huff, she stormed out and slammed the door.

Percy just sat there, blankly staring at the dolphins, when he realized what he had just said. "Oh, shit," he cursed. He stood up abruptly and ran out the door, chasing Annabeth. "Oh, gods, Annabeth," he yelled after her as he tried not to trip over the staircase. "That is NOT what I meant!"


Hey! So, yeah, now you know why it's Rated T. This situation sort of happened to my friend and me. Whether you look at this from the cannibalistic sense or the sexual sense, it's STILL Rated T. Review, everyone! :)