AN: Hey guys! I realize I should be working on Blinding but I this just sort of came about while trying to work on it. Another announcement, please watch my DA if you want to get early access to my fics. I usually add fics on there first because its easier to edit them, then I upload them here about a day or two way if there are some minor grammar issues I didn't notice at first, I can fix them on DA and then upload them here for you guys. :D
Toothless walked into the office to find his human watching something intently on the computer. He peaked at the screen, and the familiar layout of YouTube met his gaze. The video that Hiccup was watching looked like a home movie. There was a man sitting on a couch, speaking to someone who was not visible on screen. Toothless could only guess that the man was talking to someone behind the camera, but because Hiccup was listening to the video on his headphones, he couldn't know for sure.
"What're you watching?" Toothless asked out of legitimate curiosity. Hiccup's immediate reaction was to hush him.
Toothless had to stop the wrinkle of offense from forming. Lately, Hiccup had pretty much shunned his affections for some stupid things on the internet. What were they called again? Creepy-something.
"Is this one of your creepy pasta things or something?" Toothless asked with an edge to his tone. He didn't like that he was being one-upped by videos and pictures on the internet.
Hiccup turned to glare at Toothless briefly before setting his attention back on the screen. Toothless sighed in defeat, and watched what was progressing on the screen.
When the camera turned, a faceless man in a suit greeted the screen. Hiccup jumped back in his chair and cursed loudly. Toothless couldn't help but laugh. Anyone would have seen that coming.
"A man in a suit? That's what you're afraid of?" Toothless laughed harder, "Oh Gods, that was funny!"
Hiccup glared at his mate once again. "Don't laugh! The Slenderman is really fucking creepy. He doesn't have a fucking face!"
Shadows fell over Toothless' face, and all humor was lost from his expression. "I've personally met many monsters who were much, much worse."
"Like what?" Hiccup asked skeptically. What could be worse than a stalker with no face?
Toothless' eyes shifted from left to right before settling back on his lover's face. "The Götterdämmerung would make the Slenderman piss his pants. They look very similar, but there is no escaping the Götterdämmerung. During the forties, I was called on a mission in Germany. A pile of Nazi bodies were found in the middle of the Black Forests, their organs strung up in trees inside plastic bags. We Dark-Hunters suspected that it was the work of daimons.
"However, when I went into the woods to investigate, I came face to face with the monster. Slender, no face. I asked him why he was killing so many men and you know what he said?"
"W-what?" Hiccup stuttered in terror. His entire body was shivering, wracked with fear.
"He said-" Toothless tried as hard as he could to continue his straight face, but he couldn't help a grin from forcing its way through, "- that they owed him 20 dollars." Toothless couldn't stop the laughs that erupted from his throat. Hiccup wasn't the only fan of internet memes.
Hiccup was not so amused. "I hate you."
