All rights go to Dreamworks Animation. Warning: There is nudity. Enjoy.

Shrek and Fiona were sitting the living room watching TV. Shrek recently told Fiona his secret about being naked. Not only was Fiona fine with this, she told Shrek he can do it whenever he wanted. The two were currently a wrestling match and Fiona had a great idea.

"Shrek?" asked Fiona.

"Yeah, Fiona?" asked Shrek.

"I was thinking we can do something fun." said Fiona.

"Like what?" asked Shrek.

"Well, we could make a bet." said Fiona.

"Okay, but on what?" asked Shrek.

Fiona looked at the TV and said "Let's bet on the wrestling match that's on right now."

Shrek liked where this was going and said "I like the sound of that. But what happens if I win the bet?"

"If you win, you won't have to deal with dirty diapers for the rest of the year." said Fiona.

Shrek loved this, because he would rather fight off a dragon than change his kids' diapers.

"Now that's more like it. But what happens if you win the bet?" said Shrek.

"You know the secret you told me yesterday?" asked Fiona.

"About being naked? Yeah, I remember. Why would you bring that up?" asked Shrek.

"Because if I win, you'll have to naked for a whole week. Not only that, you have to be naked in public places, such as Far Far Away." said Fiona.

That last statement made Shrek nervous, but he was never one to back down from a challenge.

"Alright, you're on." said Shrek.

After an intense 30 minutes, Shrek lost the bet. Fiona was ecstatic, while Shrek was a nervous wreck.

"Okay Shrek, you know the deal. Hand over the clothes." said Fiona.

Shrek sighed and took off his clothes (shirt, shoes, pants, and underwear).

"You didn't have to give me your shoes." said Fiona.

"If I'm going to be naked, I might as well commit 100%." said Shrek.

He gave his clothes to Fiona and asked "This is only for a week, right? Right?"

"If you keep asking me questions like that, I'll make the bet even longer." said Fiona.

Hope you all enjoyed that chapter. Like Lucas' Underwear Summer and No More Pants, this story will last multiple chapters. The next story I'm thinking about doing is a Sonic The Hedgehog story. Other than that, I hope you all have a wonderful day. Bye for now.