Summary: Dialogue only. Shawn hacks into Pineapple Radio. Pandemonium ensues.

AN: Trying my hand at dialogue only. I hope it works…

Psych: Cuckoo Corner

"Hello and welcome to today's Cuckoo Corner! I'll be your host Shawn "Da Man" Spenstar, and this is my co-host Heliotrope Periwinkle!"

"That's not my name, Shawn, and you're not on the radio."

"Pish-posh! Podcasts are so radio!"

"Podcast? Wait a minute, you're actually recording this?"

"Gus, don't be an unfinished overpass, of course I'm recording this! How else would Pineapple Radio get to hear the sweet, sweet sounds of the Spenstar?"

"Someone's paying to hear you babble?"

"Define paying."

"Shawn! What are you..."

"Spencer!"

"Lassieface! Come to thrill the masses with your manly timbre?"

"You hijacked a radio station!"

"Moi?"

"Shawn? He couldn't hijack a karaoke machine!"

"Well, there was this one time in Paraguay…"

"Shut it, Spencer! Did you or did you not hack into a podcast channel?"

"Define hack."

"Shawn, they did ask you to host the show, right?"

"Fine. They didn't really ask. It was implied! I mean, they named it Pineapple Radio!"

"Great. I finally get to use my cuffs on you."

"Ooh, Lassie! I didn't know you were into bondage. Your place or mine?"

"Shawn! I'm going to need brain bleach! Gagh!"

"So whatta ya say, big fella? Ow, Lassie! Loosen them up a little, I can't feel my hands."

"You have the right to remain silent, Spencer, and you will if you ever want to use your hands again."

"You know, silence has never been my strong point."

"Gee, what a surprise."

"You can't arrest him unless the hosts press charges! And they won't!"

"How do you know, Guster?"

"Because they're so awesome they named their station after the world's greatest fruit!"

"And they're obsessed with Shawn."

"Obsessed with Spencer? What's wrong with them?"

"I'm free, I'm free. Oh, dang it. Ow."

"I really don't know. Maybe you should keep an eye on them."

"You're right, Guster. They have to be crazy."

"They prefer the term Psych-o!"

"I prefer the term incarcerated, but we all don't get what we want, do we?"

"See ya, Lassifer!"

"Not if I see you first."

"Thanks a lot, partner, you almost got me arrested!"

"Well, you almost burned out my inner eye!"

"Stick and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me!"

"Quit singing Rihanna! You know how that freaks me out!"

"Take me for a ride…"

"Shawn!"

"Say my name, say my name, wear it out…"

"Arg!"

"Gus? Come on, man! Where you goin'?"

"Away from you, Shawn!"

"Gus?"

"…"

"Gus!"

"…"

"Come on, Gus, you can stand under my umbrella!"

"I hate you, Shawn."

"Well, that's all the time we have today happy, snappy, pineapple lovers! Join us at the same pineappley time on the same pineappley channel next week! Shawn "The Only Man" Spenstar and Healyourthroat Periwinkle signing out!"

AN: Good? Bad? Confusing? Amusing? Let me know what you thought!