'Evil Blue Squirrel! Evil Blue Squirrel! Dooooooon't bite me. Calm squirrel.'' Neville screamed, while rocking back and forth wildly.

''What the heck Neville? I killed that bugger years ago.'' Harry said, reassuring Neville, even though it was a fat lie. Neville bit his nails until they were down to his cuticles, he was scared of that squirrel.

Ron giggled wildly, he was the blue squirrel. He hid under people's beds and poked them in the night. Everyone tried to scare Neville, he was the easiest target.

They walked into the common room where they saw Luna wearing her famous radish earrings, butter beer cork necklace and poking the fire with Draco's wand.

''Hey Luna. What are you doing with Draco's wand?'' Neville asked, drooling.

''He dropped it. I expected he gave it to me, and I was short of marshmallow sticks. Problem?'' she said, flicking her hair back and winking at Neville.

Neville's eyes began twitching two and fro, then he dropped to the ground silently. Luna shrugged her shoulders and sat down on the chairs, opening The Quibbler and reading it upside down.

''So what are you doing today, Sexy? I MEAN Luna, yep, pretty sure I said Luna.'' Draco said, face palming himself. Luna fluttered her eyelashes at Draco and poked him in the face.

''No chance, bud.'' Ron whispered to Draco.

Hermione walked in flicking her hair back, like a movie star. Cho walked in and broke Hermione's moment, eating a cupcake with green frosting on it.

''This is derrises! Oh Ma Gosh!'' she muttered while taking a monster bite out of the cupcake.

''Hey Cho. Where did you get the cupcake?'' Luna asked.

''The nargles! What do you think?'' Cho said sarcastically.

Luna held her hand over her mouth and gasped, she rubbed her butter beer necklace quickly and blew on it.

''Just kidding with you Luna. Don't have a panic attack! Draco's doing a bake sale.'' Cho said laughing.

Ron gasped.

''Bbbbbbb...bake sale?' Ron muttered. He shot up the stairs and everyone followed.

''Every cake imaginable for sale? Hmm, what about horse crap? Didn't think so.'' Lavender Brown said turning her nose up.

Draco shoved a cake in her face, and it was horse crap to be honest. Lavender screamed and threw it at Draco.

''Filthy imbecile. That WAS 50 galleons.'' Draco snapped.

I want CHICKEN joki...'' Harry opened his big fat gob. There was a chicken cake in his hand.

''Eat it. Eat it. Eat it.'' Luna chanted.

Luna shoved it in his mouth and forced him to take a bite. He looked like a mucky toddler, as there was brown all over his face. He coughed, spluttered and then gasped -

''That was goooooooooood...''