Crank Yanker: YGO!
By: Mavelus and CuddleBum

(theme song of Crank Yankers play)

Cast:

Kaiba = Burping guy

Joey = Special Ed

Yami = Guy that throws up

Yugi = solid waste director at plumbing agency

Malik = club guy

Marik = guy w/ swollen. body parts.. Nuff said.

Bakura = got his . thing. stuck in a vacuum cleaner

Ryou = the whore

Grandpa = dirty old man

Crank Call 1:
Kaiba, the burping guy
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Kaiba: (is bored because he's stuck in his office on a weekend. picks up phone and dials a random number)

Phone: Rings

Weevil: (picks up phone) Insect King?

Kaiba: Yeah, is this the pest control place?

Weevil: O_O HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY INSECTS!!!

Kaiba: (BBBBBBBUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSS) Huh, didn't here you there.

Weevil: I said-

Kaiba: (BBBBBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPP )

Weevil: REX?! IS THAT YOU?!

Kaiba: No, ahem. had a few sodas. and coffee. and beans. lets not forget those onions.

Weevil: IS THIS SOME SORT OF PRANK CALL????

Kaiba: (BBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPP) Sorry, missed that one. What was that?

Weevil: ARGH! (hangs up)

Kaiba: (hangs up, laughs)

Secretary: (walks in) Mr. Kaiba?

Kaiba: (BBBBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPP) Yep?

Secretary: Oo very bad time to ask you out huh???

Kaiba: (BURP) I'm gay, remember?

~~~ Mavelus: This. was stupid.

CuddleBum: (BBBBBBBUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPP) Oh yeah, root beer rules! ^-^

Mavelus: Why'd I agree to do this?

CuddleBum: Cuz Kaiba burping's hilarious! ^-^ (snuggles Kaiba plushie)

Kaiba plushie: (BBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPP) Excuse me.

Mavelus: O.o R/R, five reviews or you won't see the others. This is on my sister's account and mine. R/R both please! Flames laughed at and used to torch things!