The Grim Resistance Save Christmas
Chapter 1
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The Resistance were getting ready for the Christmas season. The day was December 24th; Christmas Eve. Everybody was excited, except for Grim, of course.
Grim: I don't understand why it's necessary to put up and decorate a Christmas tree, mon. The world is destroyed. Where's Santa supposed to deliver presents?
Billy: He isn't, Grim. We're giving each other presents.
Grim: Dat just seems like a waste of time. Besides, Santa's real, and if he sees you're giving presents to each other, he's not gonna be happy.
Billy: If anything, he should be relieved. We're doing his job for him.
Grim: Dat's a constant in this world; Santa delivering presents, mon! If you're doing that, he'll cease to exist.
Billy: Oh, Grim. Don't be such a Grinch. Ok, everyone. Let's all make a circle next to the tree.
Everybody stops what they're doing to form a circle in the middle of the room. Skarr and Hoss just finished decorating the tree.
Billy: Now, we all know what tomorrow is, so let's all say the one thing we want this year. Yes, that includes those who were killed off in the canon. Grim, we'll start with you.
Grim: (Sigh) Fine. I would like a new scythe. Any scythe, since I don't have mine.
Billy: Hoss, what would you like?
Hoss: Some weights, so I can exercise. I need to keep myself in shape.
Billy: Uh, OK… Jeff?
Jeff: I just want you to love me for who I am, Dad.
Billy: Haha… Good one, son. What about you, Pud'n?
Pud'n: I wish for a big jawbreaker, preferably strawberry.
Billy: Fascinating. Dad?
Harold: I wanna bring back my alter ego, MOGAR!
Billy: … Alright. Skarr?
Skarr: Well, since Mandy already conquered the world, I want to become Gardener of the Year!
Billy: Phil?
Philip: I want to go back to when Mandy was born, so I can raise her like a proper child.
Billy: Yeah, way too late for that one, pal. Irwin?
Irwin: I want this war to end, yo.
Billy: Yeah, we all do, Irwin. And finally, Sperg.
Sperg: I wanna be second-in-command.
Billy: Not happening. OK, very interesting requests.
Grim: What about you, Billy?
Billy: Oh, yeah. I want… A kitty!
Everybody just looked at him, as if he returned to his normal self, before Mandy took over.
Billy: Just kidding. I actually want to find a way to spread this Christmas joy with Mandy.
Grim: Yeah, good luck.
