A/N: I think this will be a awesome One piece story, I hope that you who read this will think so too! :) I write when I have time, so don't be upset if I wouldn't update in a while. But never mind that, just enjoy the first chapter.
Warning: English is not my real language, so there will be some thinks that's messed up.
"Would you please stop that, it's very annoying!" Crocodile out burst. "I need to concentrate…"
"Fufufu~! Oh come on Croci. It's not like these reports are that important. I thought you did as you pleased with all this shit the World Government gives us?" Doflamingo teased.
Crocodile sighed loudly, and hit his hand in his face. "You were correct, I do as I please but this is impotent. Because if I don't do this then Sengoku will send a marine troop here and I don't want to have them here. Do you understand that?"
"Not really, I like to have some company from them! Because then I can play with them. Fufufu~! And kill them!" He placed himself in the couch in front of Crocodiles desk.
"And that's why Sengoko have stopped send them to you, and also why they don't trust you!" He commented angrily.
Doflamingo laughed. "That's right, thought I don't see why there would need to be any trust between them and me. Speak about trust, why do you need them to trust you, isn't that the one thing you think is so unnecessarily? I don't get it!"
"Because till difference from you I enjoy to be by myself. It gives me free hands."
"You mean free 'hand'!"
Crocodile took his eyes of his paper work and threw a pissed look at the man in front of him.
"Fufufu~! Hilarious don't you think? Fufu~!"
"Remind me why you are here…?"
"Aww~! How cute! Sure I wi-"
Then he remembered. "Stop right there, I don't want to kn-"
"Because, you lost our bet, and have to go on a date with me!" he did practically sing it.
Crocodile was ashamed to admit it but he had lost a bet to Doflamingo, he who had never lost before, how?
"And we will go as soon as you are done with that work of yours just so you know. I have so many fun things in mind for us!"
"…Oh, I'm sure you have… I can hardly wait…" he muttered.
Doflamingo's smile vanished and he looked chocked. It was a silence in the huge room for a long moment. Till the very moment Doflamingo broke it again. "For real… You mean it?"
Crocodile was on his way to answer, but the other man was faster.
"You have know idea how happy you just made me!" He shouted and flew up from the couch and jumped up on Crocodiles desk and hugged him. "You know what, forget your work, we are going now! I can't wait any longer~!"
"You retarded moron! That was not what I meant!"
"Fufu~! I don't care!" he threw Crocodile up on his shoulder.
"What the- let me down right now or I'll turn you in to a mummy! You hear me?"
"I'm afraid that won't do, you see I'm more masculine than you are so you can be the mummy! I'm so happy, you want to start a family with me~!"
"What are you babbling about?" He had to think for a second there, Doflamingo wasn't the brightest person in the world. But then, just like before, he understood what the taller man had said. "I DID NOT MEAN THAT WORD!"
"Yes you did~! You're just shy to admit it, I know you far to well for you to be able to fool me~!"
"You don't know me at all!"
And so, they kept "arguing" . Doflamingo did let Crocodile down as soon as they got out of Rain Dinners. Crocodile had tried to run back inside of the casino but the taller man had… knocked him out… and once again he carried his mate on his shoulders.
X-(few days later, Somewhere else)-X
"M-m-mister Doflamingo? What are you doing here?" Bellamy asked surprised. He hadn't had any contact with his Boss for sometime and it made him a little worried that Doflamingo just showed up without any warnings. Last time Doflamingo showed up like he did now he had beaten Bellamy up quite badly. Thought this time Bellamy knew that he hadn't done anything that could have possibly upset his Boss, he was sure of it. Even so you could never really know with Doflamingo.
"Hello Bellamy~! How have you been?" He chuckled under his breath.
"Uh, I'm… fine." He didn't dare to get to cocky.
"Good to hear, you see I'm in a desperate need for some help and I thought that you mayde would like to help me out." He sat down next to Bellamy. Everyone that had been in the bar had vanished, so they were all alone.
"Sure, what is it?"
"You know Crocodile my fellow Warlord? I need some help with persuading him to fall in love with me!" Bellamy's jaw dropped. "I have tried everything but it doesn't work, flowers, food, music, dance… sex~! But no… nothing." Doflamingo dropped his head in the moment of the sadness.
Poor Bellamy, he didn't have any idea of how to react on this. He didn't like gay guys, at all. And now knowing that his boss is gay and want his help to get together with another man, this was not good.
"So will you help me~?" He was desperate. He knew that Bellamy wasn't really the right person to help him but he didn't have much of a choice, he didn't have anyone else. Everyone pretty much fainted in fear when they saw him coming or they couldn't be trusted. But Bellamy was a loyal follower and he knew that the other man wanted to make up to him for disobeying him that one time.
Bellamy sweated. What should he answer?
"Well?" Doflamingo pressured.
"Sure, I help you." He said with more confidence he thought he had. "When do we start?"
"That's what I wanna hear~! Good answer kid. Now I have a small plan, thought I don't know if it will work but I'm sure that Croci-chan will like me more." Bellamy shivered when he heard Dofamingo say 'Croci-chan'. "I have this fruit I got from Hanock that takes away all devil-fruits power in about two days and I will make sure to give it to Croci-chan, without him knowing that it was me. And that's were you come in, I want you to kidnap Croci-chan~!"
"WHAT?"
"Shhh~! I'm not done. Then I'll come rescue him from you and I will pretend to get hurt and stuff to make it all a little dramatic and then I take him away with me and he falls in love with me~!" Bellamy stared at him. A real fucked up plan. "What do you think? Think it'll work?" Doflamingo asked curiously.
Bellamy nodded slowly. 'What have I gotten myself into?' he thought, having the feeling that this would not end well.
