A/N: All the kids in this fic are 13, and Syd and Des (the demons in my story 'Legacy') are in here. Whee. And for humor purposes in this fic, they can transform half way like Jake does.
"Oh God, Rotwood's teaching this class?" Jake groaned. "My life is ruined."
"My life's already ruined by the stupid outfit…" Syd groaned. "I mean, I look like a bellhop with a top hat!"
"Good morning, everyone!" Professor AKA Band Director Rotwood stepped into the classroom at that moment, clearing his throat. Syd the half-demon lack-wit decided to have a little fun with Brad, who was in the seat behind her playing the trombone. As Syd has a six-foot long tail that she can use to, hint hint, wrap around things, you can guess what happened next. Yup. Poor Brad got tromboned in the nose.
And Syd got in-school suspension for that one, starting an entire series of suspensions because a) Rotwood's a Nazi, and b) thirteen year olds are both idiots and irresponsible. That is why, my dear friends, you have people playing 'Grand Theft Auto' and going out and stealing cars and goin' gang, you heard me?
So anyway, you saw offense one. Des played the violin, and it's a terrible mistake on Rotwood's part to have bickering sisters sit together. Offense two brings us to Des accidentally elbowing her sister in the chin, which caused the older sister to hit back. Trixie and Spud entered the fray and they bickered some more, and some more, until Rotwood threatened them with office referrals.
The kids quickly shut their mouths until….
"HE'S COOL, HE'S HOT LIKE A FROZEN SUN, HE'S YOUNG AND FAST, HE'S THE CHOSEN OOOOOOOOOONNNNNNE!" Syd yelled at the top of her lungs, dancing on top of the absent Rotwood's desk. Des took her tail, because tails are awesome and better at grabbing people….anyway, Des grabbed Syd with her tail and pulled her off the desk.
"So what now? He's not coming." Spud whispered.
Syd, now at Rotwood's computer (having had her butt turn the thing off of it's screensaver after Des brought her down), started laughing inexplicably.
"What is it?" Jake asked.
"PROFESSOR ROTWOOD IS GOING OUT WITH PRINCIPAL DECETO!" Syd yelled loudly, laughing like mad.
The entire class burst out into laughter.
"Yeah, yeah, it's hilarious. I know. For those of you who laughed, free Coke Zeros on me. For those of you who did not laugh, please get lost." Syd grinned.
"Can we have free Doritos too?" A student asked.
"Eh, why not."
"And sundaes?"
"Don't push it."
"And fajitas?"
Syd knocked the beggar-who-wanted-to-be-a-chooser out.
