It got deleted because of the format, so now I have to use real dialogue. Ewwww. ee; XD

Disclaimer - I own nothing this fic. If someone already made the connection between Tala and Teletubbies, too bad, because I did too, and I'm making a parody of it. Actually, I don't even own the thing in the "commercial". Wow. I feel poor...

TALATUBBIES!

By Ladii Starr

This is what happens when Tala buys the company that created the Teletubbies. Dear lord...

The gay theme song began.

Stinky-winky!

Tipsy!

Bra-bra!

Ho!

Talatubbies! Talatubbies! Say "You ho" "YOU HO"

A big sun with a human face that looks suspiciously like Bryan but has hair like Tala's rises and shrieks"YOU HO"

The smallest Talatubbie, Ho, the pink one who had a large nose and a striking resemblence to Ian, began to sob hysterically.

Tipsy was swaying. "Duhh, Ho, yur foonay, hyuck-hyuck!" He guffawed stupidly.

Tipsy is the um, tallest of them all, the yellow one with blonde hair (Spencer?) who is always holding a bottle of vodka and drinking from it.

Bra-bra rolled his eyes and scowled.

"Hn. You're incredibly stupid, Tipsy. Ho deserves this."

At this, Ho started to cry even harder.

Bra-bra is tall (although not as tall as Spe- I mean Tipsy). Kai- I mean, Bra-bra is the puke green one, and unlike the others, is also wearing a pink lace Victoria's Secret bra.

"Do not say that Bra-bra! You might discourage the children watching the show!" Stinky-winky smiled gaily at the camera. "Don't worry kids! Bra-bra really loves and cares about Ho! Ho is a swellerific guy!"

Stinky-winky is a kind, gentle girl (or boy? I dunno) who joined the show to make children happy. He/She is the LAVENDER one, his no her favorite color. Like the color of her beyblade, holding his bitbeast, Unicoloyon

Bra-bra snorted. "Swellerific?" he muttered.

The Bryan Sun spoke in a monotone. "Yes. Ho is swellerific."

Tipsy blinked rapidly. "Uhh, Ho is a guy? Haha! Haha!"

Ho had stopped his bawling, but he promptly began to cry again.

"Now look what you did!" Stinky-winky exclaimed indignantly.

"Err…I LIKE EGGS!" And then Tipsy passed out, spilling his alcohol on the floor.

Ho stopped crying. "VODKA!" he screamed and he ran over and started hungrily licking the floor.

Stinky-winky sweatdropped.

"Let's take a commercial break, shall we?"

Cheesy music that's a rip-off from the Adventures of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy comes on.

Kai jumps into the picture, wearing the same pink bra except this time over his regular clothes. "ARE YOU READY BRABOY"

Max leaps into the picture, wearing a white lace Victoria's Secret bra and poufy white tutu over his usual outfit. "YES BRAMAN! BRABOY IS ALWAYS READY"

"Are you thinking what I'm thinking Braboy"

"Only if you're thinking..."

" TO THE BRACAVE!"

Braman and Braboy are shown skipping towards Victoria's Secret. When they're about to go in, the image of them freezes and Mr. Dickinson's voice cheerily announces "Coming soon! The Adventures of Braman and Braboy! Beginning in one week on TPBS (Tala's Pretty Boy Suckers)! Right after Talatubbies"

"Well now that Tipsy is actually half sober," Stinky-winky muttered, "although HO is a different story-"

Ho sat contentedly in the corner, hiccupping and taking occasional sips from his vodka bottle.

" -we'll get back to"

Suddenly, a voice from behind said, "Eww, you have a stinky winky! Hey everyone, OLIVER HAS A STINKY WINKY!"

" WHAT?" Stinky-winky shouted. "I MOST CERTAINLY DO NO- I mean I'm sure this Oliver boy you speak of doesn't have a stinky winky and..."

As Oliver ranted on and on, a boy in the audience questions his mother.

"Mama, what's a winky?" Kevin asked curiously.

The mother hesitated. "I can't tell you any more than that you will...eventually have one."

"WOW! Squirrel monkeys have winkies?"

"And that's why this "Oliver" person does NOT HAVE A STINKY WINKY!" Stinky-winky concluded, back on stage.

Backstage, Johnny was laughing.

Tala walked in. "JOHNNY! What are you doing here?"

"BOSS!" Johnny exclaimed. "I-

" You're supposed to be the villain in AOBAB (Adventures of

Braman and Braboy)! Not in TALATUBBIES!" Tala looked cross.

Johnny smirked. "Yeah, but you know me boss, couldn't help having a little fun with ole stinky-winky!"

Tala looked scared and kept looking rapidly from Johnny to his shorts.

"OY!" Johnny screamed, slapping his forehead. "NOT THAT STINKY WINKY! HEY WAIT A MINUTE! ARE YOU CALLING MY WINKY STINKY?"

Tala looked from Johnny to his shorts then back at Johnny. He paused. "Yes."

"YEAH WELL MY WINKY ALREADY HAS A NAME AND IT ISN'T STINKY! ISN'T THAT RIGHT DAVIS?" Johnny screamed, stroking his…shorts. (COUGH COUGH COUGH)

Tala slowly backed away. "Riiiiight, sorry to insult you and er, Davis."

"WHAT? NEVER TAKE THE NAME OF DAVIS IN VAIN!" Hysterical, Johnny threw Tala out the window separating them from the set.

Tala fell. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-" He took a breath from an inhaler that randomly popped into the story from nowhere. "Ah. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-"

Bra-bra was saying, "And that is why evil is the right path to choose for your li-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Tala crashed right on top of Ho.

"Ha ha ha! The sky had a baby and Ho is da daddums! Hyuck!" Tipsy screeched.

Ho promptly fainted.

Tala coughed nervously. "Heh heh heh…" He ran off stage like a little girl.

Stinky-winky couldn't think. "Uhhhh...yes children, look at that! The sky had a baby!"

"Derr, Ho, where dish yur baybee go?" Tipsy slurred.

Ho puked, appalled.

"Oh my! Ho is dead! You must perform CPR Bra-bra!" Stinky-winky cried.

"…"

"Come on! Answer me!"

"...no."

"Dear Lord! I must write a letter to inform the hospital!" Stinky-winky shrieked.

Backstage, Johnny was jeering. "HA! YOUR "FATHER" DIED TALA!"

"...Davis."

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! DIE!" Johnny pounced and attacked him, forcing Tala to scream like a sissy.

Everyone on the Talatubbies set heard a scream.

"Oh, my..." Stinky-winky passed out.

"Finally," Bra-bra growled. "Show's over. Now the REALLY good show will start. MINE-I mean the Adventures of Braman and Braboy special preview episode. So leave my presence. NOW."

Many "innocent" people were harmed in the making of this fic. (jp.) Yes they all are idiots, aren't they?

Thanks for reading one of the most pointless things ever! RR!