Author's Notes: Okay, I was sitting in bed, trying to get back to sleep when I started thinking about last night's Charmed episode. It's the one where Paige goes demonic and tries to kill Cole, cause she thinks he's evil (and he IS! but hot...) Anyways, Paige is talking to Piper and I got to thinking about a conversation between Piper and Paige, where Piper says that only the cars and P3 have insurance. After that, I started thinking about the episode where Paige orbs into an AU where Phoebe is still married to Cole, Paige doesn't exist and Piper is a witch-vigilante trying to avenge Prue's death. So from vigilante I thought about Birds of Prey, then I remembered the song that Kris sings in Adventures in Babysitting (Babysitting Blues) and here we are...

Couldn't really find the lyrics...sorry...if you have them, email me! THANKS SO MUCH!

Disclaimer: I don't own Birds of Prey but I did write the song. Yeah. That's it.

means in the background

means Helena is singing


Helena: Just sitting in the Clocktower,

Eating all of Barbara's food.

Chilling out,

in front of the tuuuuuube!

Barbara wheels in,

and says I have a job to dooooo!

Barbara: "Dinah's at Gabby's,

And Alfred's Bruce's caddy!"

Helena: I got the vigilante blues!

Baby, Baby, ooooooo

Yeah, the vigilante blues!

Baby, Baby, ooooooo

Helena: Kicking a bunch of bad guys,

puncturing their thighs,

I can't seeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

UGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!

Helena: I got blood on my ring,

Iput some guy's arm in a sling!

My new leather jacket's all wet,.

And I'm in MAJOR debbbbbbbbbbbbbtttttttt!

Helena: I got the vigilante blues!

Baby, Baby, ooooooo

Yeah, the vigilante blues!

Baby, Baby, ooooooo

Helena: Finally finished for the night,

but not before getting into another fiiiiiiiiiight!

Oh, I'd rather be a bank teller,

or a door-to-door seller!

Helena: Ah, I'm back home,

sniffling from the cold!

I got under the covers,

"I can't wait till summer!"

Helena: I got the vigilante blues!

Baby, Baby, ooooooo

Yeah, the vigilante blues!

Baby, Baby, ooooooo

Helena: I got the vigilante blues!

Baby, Baby, ooooooo

Yeah, the vigilante blues!

Baby, Baby, ooooooo

Helena: I got, the no good, rotten,

No, I haven't forgotten!

I got the damn-hell awful,

It's completely unlawful!

I got the worst case of,

Someone hates me above!

VIGILANTE BLUUUUUUUUES!

Helena: (softly) Ooooooooooooooo...

(hides under the covers)

Author's Notes: Well, there it is! Tell me if you like it, tell if you don't! (but be gentle...please...) I liked it! Check out my other stories too! I have many Birds of Prey and one X-Men: Evolution! Bye!