Dante, Sephiroth, Vicious, Amidamaru, Ryou Bakura, Sessho-maru, and Zechs Marquis are property of their respective owners and creators. If you want to look anything like them, than dye your long hair white and hope you don't have wrinkles. And I'm using my bi-eye throughout this story, so anything said under the catagory of hot and sexy is because it's true (In other words, I'm taking the perspectives of both genders for this, idiot people who don't understand things)

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War of the White-Haired Bishounens

It was a gloomy afternoon in an old possessed castle. There were no living residents roaming about, save for one. The man-for-hire was busy slashing away at freaky mannequins with his father's sword Sparda, when one of the mannequins, dressed in a postal uniform, tapped him on the shoulder.

"Message for Mr. May Cry," the puppet said

"yeah. thanks. Oh, and one more thing," he said as he smashed it into pieces, "the name's Dante." Curious as to why he had received a letter from an unknown source, and why a mannequin had delivered it to him anyway. Opening up the envelope, he unfolded the paper and began reading.

"Dear Mr. Dante
If you would like a chance to prove that you are indeed your father's son, then come to the city of Midgar tomorrow at high noon. If you decline, Trish shall be slaughtered. Good day to you."

"Who the hell does this crackpot think he is?" Dante growled as he thrust his sword behind him into another puppet. "Fine, I'll go, but you'd better be strong whoever you are, for I will rip your heart out through your back when I beat you," he said as he swung his sword around 360 degrees, his hair bellowing outward as the blade sliced through multiple mannequins.

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While all this took place, another white-haired superpower was wandering around aimlessly near the town of Wutai. His gladiator-style armor glowing with materia stones, which overlaped his black clothes, he looked like an ancient emperor brought back to life, young and handsome as a legend. Sitting down on a step to eat a bento, he pulled out a copy of "Love Hina" and read it while he ate, laughing between bites.

"Life sure is dull without any purpose," Sephiroth mused as he watched Yuffie show some kids how to use shuriken, "and since nobody know's that I'm alive, it's as if I'm just another person among the residents of this town." As he continued reading the manga, he heard a sound behind him. Expecting it to be somebody bumming off him, he pulled out Masamune and sliced the legs off his intruder, which turned out to be a simple messenger.

"Oops, did I hurt you?" he mused as he looked at the insane expression on the messenger's face. He clearly had not expected to have his legs taken off. "I'll fix you up," sephiroth said as he cast curaga on the man's legs, which grew back the missing feet.

"WHHHHAAAAAA???" was all that came out of the messenger's mouth as he looked down at the feet on his body and the ones he had just lost, right next to each other. "Holy @#$%, what'd you do that for?"

"You have your legs, so you're fine," sephiroth answered, "Now, do you have a message for me?"

"I shouldn't even give it to you, but since I still can walk, I'll let it pass. Ahem. you've been requested by an unknown sponser to go to the midgar ruins to fight in a tournament of some sort. These were the only details I was givin. Now I shall take my leave," he said as he ran away from the hotness that is sephiroth. Now there was only one question left to be asked: "What should I wear for the fight?"

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That's it for now. Remember the legal stuff, 'cause I'm not putting it again. Now, straight from Shaman King, Amidamaru.

Amida: "sup dawgs"

Yasha: "Amidamaru will be helping me with the story, since Yoh left him for Anna"

Amida: "Hey, that makes me sound gay"

Yasha: "that's why I said it, haha" *recieves head slashing from amida's swords* "I'll shut up now"

Amida: All this and more next episode. See ya