"Logan, hands off my Ray Bans."
"Look at me, I'm Julian Larson, I'm famous, bow before me."
"Very funny."
"I wear sunglasses in the dark."
"Take it off, Logan."
"Julian, at least take me to dinner first.."
"Shut up, you know what I mean."
"Psh, you're boring."
"If you're just gonna sit there wasting oxygen then at least help me with this homework."
"….no. Watching you suffer is amusing."
"You are such a nice person, Logan."
"Well, I try."
"Jerk."
"Bitch."
"…great, now we sound like that Houston boy."
"Exactly how?"
"You don't watch Supernatural?"
"Like you do."
"Well..."
"Jules."
"Jared is a nice guy, okay."
"I bet he is."
"Shut up, Lo."
"Look at me, I'm Julian Larson, I go to tea parties with Jared Padalecki."
"I will give all your hair products to Anderson for charity, Wright. I will."
