So, hi everyone! I'm dinoswithsaxopeal and this is the first story that I will post on FFN. I came up with this story this evening on a whim and thought I'd post it just for fun. This chapter is really short, but I'm sure there will be more to come with His Own Familiar.

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER.

And on with the main event:


"I'm so bored, George! We haven't pranked anyone this entire month!" Fred whined to his brother as they ate dinner one night in their flat above the joke shop.

George turned to his twin. "Fred, we own a joke shop. Pranking is kinda, ya know, what we do!"

Fred shook his head, waving his wild ginger hair, "Not the same. Not at all. We need to cause some true chaos.!"

George smirked. "Any ideas?"

His brother turned and grabbed a scrap of parchment accompanied by a quill. He scratched frantically for a minute and made a showy flick with his quill. "I have one idea that just can't get any better."

George snatched the parchment off the table and took a look. "No way Fred. The old bat will eat us alive for it!"

"It's just too good, George." Fred looked hopefully to his twin. "Come on. Please? Imagine the audience this one'll get at Hogwarts! "

George's eyebrows furrowed. "Fine, I'll do it. But we need a damn good bit of magic to pull this off."

Fred grinned ear to ear. "Then let's get to work."

As the twins rushed off to their workshop, the bit of parchment that Fred had scribbled on was left behind. On it was a picture of Severus Snape dressed in a muggle vampire costume. He wore all black (*big surprise*), black make-up, a high collar, a cavernous cloak, slicked hair and fangs. The note underneath said: "This Halloween - Hogwarts."


And there we are. So tell me what you think! (It is not that hard to simply push that little button and type a few words.)
Oh, and before I forget, let me thank Harmony Goldstar for editing this a bit and thanks to KarmaHope for helping me with the name!