Order of The Phoenix - Kindergarten Version!
There was a boy named Harry. Harry was a wizard. Harry had a godfather. His name was Sirius. Harry went to Sirius' house one summer. There was a picture of a crazy lady there. It talked to a house elf. They were silly. His best friends were also there. Their names were Ron and Hermione.
Harry went to school at a place called Hogwarts. Hogwarts was a magic school. Harry loved Hogwarts. Harry met a weird girl. Her name was Luna. She was silly. Hermione didn't like silly people. Hermione liked Ron. Ron was bad at sports. Harry liked sports. Ron liked sports also. Ron was made fun of when he played sports. Hermione thought they were both silly.
Harry had a mean teacher. Her name was Umbridge. Nobody liked Umbridge. Umbridge was sad. She wanted friends. She fired people so she could have more friends. She didn't get any more friends.
Harry started a club. It was called Dumbledore's Army. They learned magic tricks there. It was a fun club.
Neville had a secret - he had silly parents. Harry found out his secret. Neville was sad. He wanted more gum wrappers. He didn't get a lot of gum wrappers.
Harry was mad. Umbridge didn't let him play sports. Everybody was mad. Ginny was allowed to play sports. Harry liked to watch Ginny play sports. Harry also liked Cho. Cho was a girl. Harry really liked Cho.
Cho was sad. Her old date was in Cancun forever. She and Harry went sailing one day. She was so sad that she broke the ship. The ship sank. Harry was sad that the ship sank. He went looking for a new ship. He could not find one. He was sad.
There were twins. There names were Fred and George. They were funny. They got in trouble for being so funny. They flew away. They lived happily ever after.
But Sirius didn't live happily ever after. Harry knew a bad person. This person's name was Voldemort. Voldemort was a very bad boy. He never, ever did his chores. He was a bad boy. He sent Sirius to Disney World forever. Voldemort liked curtains. Sirius did not like curtains. Harry was sad. He missed Sirius. He wanted to go to Disney World to see Sirius.
Umbridge was fired. This made people happy. Harry was still sad. He was mad at Voldemort. He was also mad at Dumbledore, because Dumbledore kept too many secrets.
So, Harry stayed mad for a long, long timeā¦
The End.
