(A/N: come one! Come all people to my fourth SNK/AOT FanFiction! It's a humor/horror fan Fiction so there's going to be some pretty dark stuff in here! And also stick around for the end, I have a very special announcement to make!)
Chapter 1:Welcome to Black Widow Bakery!
"Good evening ladies! How may I help you?" A young man with blonde hair asked politely. The two women just blushed and looked over his appearance before making eye contact with his face again." Um yes, we had heard some pretty good things about this tea shop of yours and well..we would like to try some of your sweets if that's okay?" She said blushing shyly. This woman had dark long violet blue hair, pale lavender pupiless eyes, and milky white skin while the woman next to her had short pink bubblegum hair, light green eyes slightly healthier looking skin.(see if you can guess who these two are!)
"Why Of course!" The blonde replied walking them over to a table,"follow me" he said. The two women looked over the young man again and blushed. The boy was dressed in some sort of male lolita attire. He wore white thigh high stockings with baby blue stripes, puffy white booty shorts that looked like bloomers with pale blue lace on them, and a white button up blouse with baby blue lace at the bottom . He wore a white long sleeved lolita blouse with blue lace at the end of his sleeves and a baby blue bow tie. His bobbed cut hair was neatly combed. From what they could see, this place had a nice little homey touch to it, and just like it's owner, it had a lolita-esque appearance to it. There were a few male customers here, but other than that the majority of the place was female.
Finding a nice window seat, the boy sat them down and gave them both some menus to look at. "Take your time okay?" He said smiling cutely at the two girls. "Thanks a lot" the pinkette smiled peering at their server's name tag "Armin". Armin smiled sweetly and then disappeared into the kitchen. "He's kind of cute!" The pink woman said "and he has a cute ass!" The dark haired woman sitting across from her only looked at her with a shocked expression. "S-sakura Chan!" She squeaked."what about Sasuke?"
Sakura just snorted "fuck him" she said. "Besides Hinata he looks like he could be your type, unlike other blondes we know about.." A moment later, Armin returned with a tray containing fancy expensive looking teacups with an equally expensive looking teapot. "did you guys decide on what you want yet? " he asked as he poured the two some tea."everything looks so good in here it's kind of hard to pick.." Sakura replied."what would you recommend? " she asked.
"Hmm well I did make a fresh batch of strawberry shortcake today..And I'm really fond of the apple pies and strudel here too! Actually... there the reason why I can't squeeze into any skinny jeans anymore.." He said sighing while looking down in mild shame at his booty. "It's going to take me forever to lose the weight back there.." He thought to himself .His best friend Eren had tried to warn him to lay off the sweets but he just wouldn't got bad to the point where Eren keeps calling him "Sweetie Minaj". The fact that he had a little pink cupcake tattoo with white frosting on his left bum cheek really didn't help either. It looked like a cutie mark!
"Apple pie sounds nice" Hinata said. Sakura nodded in agreement, "okay, we'll try that then" she said giving the menus back to Armin. "Okay, be right back" He said taking the menus and walking away with the tray. One minute later, he came back with two plates of tasty looking apple pie."please enjoy " he said. "Thanks!" Sakura said tasting the pie. She sat perfectly still and her eyes sparkled for a moment before eating the entire thing whole.
'Sakura! " Hinata said in surprise as she watched Sakura devour the entire confection surprising Armin then looked at Armin with glossy eyes and blushing cheeks making him back up a bit. " oh my god..your pie is delicious! Can you be my boyfriend and cook for me!?" Sakura said in a dreamy like voice. "w-what's wrong with Sakura? " Hinata asked looking at Armin. "Don't worry, she's only like that because of the pie" he said smiling sheepishly."you see,I'm a pretty talented baker... "
Hinata then grabbed her fork and took a sample of her pie. Armin almost giggled at the reaction that he had got out of her next. it almost looked like Hinata was having a silent mini orgasim from the look on her face."I..um..this is really delicious " Hinata said blushing. "May I please have a doggie bag so I can take another piece home and let my b-boyfriend try some?" She had asked.
"Sure!" Armin beamed and fetched a doggie bag loaded with extra pies and sweets for the two girls."I know where I'm coming to next time on my lunch break" Sakura said wiping her mouth."this pie is the shit! Way better than that other pastry shop down the street" Armin couldn't help but feel a strong sense of pride at this compliment."Thank you" he said. "That's because the one down the street is always trying to copy off of my shit" he thought to other pastry shop a couple buildings over called "Fantasy Pastries" had opened up a year ago and was run by a hot lesbian couple named Christa and Ymir. There stuff was good too but not as good as Armin's.
"I have to know, what do you put in here to make it so good?" Sakura asked. Hinata was also curious to know this as well. Armin then giggled,put his hands together in a heart shaped hand sign and batted his eyelashes at the two saying "I Make them with love". "Well you must love to them a lot for them to taste this good!" Sakura said getting up and pinching his cheek. "How much do we owe you?" She asked. "$10.50" Armin two girls paid Armin and then took their leave."It was nice to meet you " Hinata mumbled not quite over her sugar high. "Thank you for the sweets" "It's no problem" he said taking the money and giving them their change.
After that, the two girls left, leaving Armin to tend to the rest of his customers. Before he knew it, it was already 9:00 PM and close to closing time. He was busy wiping off and polishing the tables when he had heard the little bell that jingled in the doorway whenever a customer came in."Hey Sweetie Minaj!" He heard a familiar voice say."Oh Shut up Eren!" Armin replied. Eren was wearing a black hoodie with fluffy black wolf ears and a tail attached to it with dark green skinny jeans and black chuck had a silver tongue piercing and a eyebrow piercing on his left eyebrow. Armin and Eren had known each other since they were three.
The tan boy just snickered at his friend's reaction. "Oh come on, you know it's true! Everybody knows you got a don-" he was then cut off by Armin squirting a can of chocolate vanilla icing on his face."say another word about my ass and I'm squirting it up your nose next" he warned. "Mmmm!" Eren reached out his tongue to lick the icing off of his face." Dude this is great! Is this icing homemade?" Armin nodded while giving him some napkins to wipe the rest of his face off."yup! It took me all day yesterday to get it just right"
"Mind if I help you clean up?" He asked already grabbing a broom. Armin put down his washrag and sat on top of one of the tables making himself comfortable. "Go ahead, I already knocked out the rest of the cleaning in here" he yawned. "So hey did you hear about that missing girl that disappeared last week? It's all over FaceBook" Eren said. "Really?" Armin replied looking up at Eren. "Yeah see?" He said holding up his iPhone6. It showed an article of a girl with purple ankle length hair with pink streaks and bright blue eyes flashed across the screen. The headline of the Article read: STOCKING ANARCHY AGE 18 GOES MISSING! LAST SEEN WEARING GOTHic LOLITA CLOTHING! IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION ABOUT HER WHEREABOUTS PLEASE CONTACT THE AUTHORITIES!"
"Oh my gosh are you serious?" Armin asked gazing at the Article. "Yeah. She had disappeared the other day and nobody has been able to find her" Eren replied putting the phone back in his pocket."well, I better head back out before Mom starts worrying where I'm at " he said walking towards the door."see ya Armin!" Eren said flashing him a smile before leat."see you pancake ass!" Armin replied waving him goodbye.
Once he closed up shop, he went upstairs to the second floor where he resided after hours. His shop consisted of two (technically three) floors. The first floor was his Bakery/tea shop and the second floor was where his little apartment was situated at. Just like the bakery, it was heavily lolita themed with Plush lavish Victorian era furniture in it. It consisted of a bedroom,bathroom and a small little kitchen in it. The third floor however, was actually a basement underneath the restaurant. This was where he would come up with new recipes for his sweets.
Once he showered and changed into some lolita Pjs he grabbed his cooking apron and went downstairs into the basement with an odd smile on his face now. Once he was there,he giggled evilly at the sight before him. It was none other than Stocking herself fully drugged out and relaxing in a chair in a happy drunken daze from Armin's sweets. She was nude and tied up in silky lacy ribbons that was covering her extreme lady bits from view.
"You're going to be a very good girl for me aren't you stocking?" He purred stroking her purple and pink hair lovingly with an evil glint in his eye."you have no idea how tasty of a treat you're going to be for me"he said licking his lips mischievously.
(A/N: awww snap! Don't bake her Armin! Don't make her into Stocking Berry Pie!And good news people! MisressOfFire will be collaborating with me and helping me out for the rest of this fic! *throws confetti everywhere* if you're not familiar with her work already, then go check her stories out! They are awesome! XD)
