Sparx was laughing like a lil' hyena-fly. However, he stopped mid-giggle as Spyro reached his claw out towards his 'nose', and lied, "Got chur nose!" He waved his claw about in the air.
That was when things got pretty weird. A dragon guardian burst through the gates of the temple, and shouted, "LOOK OUT! HE'S GOTTA NOSE!" He began to rapidly spit fire balls at Spyro.
ASDFMovie ~ Spyro Edition!
Hunter leapt through the portal, and bolted towards Elora. He had found a tie randomly lying on the ground earlier, and it was doing some pretty heinous stuff. It also seemed to be plotting against him…
Hunter grabbed Elora by the shoulders. "Ya gotta help me, man!" He pointed to his tie. "My tie is evil, and it's gonna kill meeeee…"
Elora just stood there, stiff. Her eyes were as wide as baseballs. After about five seconds or so of gazing at Hunter's tie, she backed away slowly. There ain't no way she was gonna get killed by a piece of fabric.
Hunter frowned deeply. He was utterly horrified. He slowly looked down at the tie. "Please don't hurt me…"
A demonic laugh came echoing from it.
"Hello, parking meter!" Sheila the Kangaroo greeted. She waved at it… that's how lonely she was. She had literally no one to talk to at the moment, so she stupidly decided to greet an object.
But to her unpleasant surprise, the parking meter had said "Hello!" in return.
Malefor giggled. "Hey, guy," he gestured the other random dragon to lean in closer. "smell my flower." There was a little flower pinned to the side of his belly plate.
So, the other dragon leaned in, because he had nothing better to do. He sniffed the flower, and he noticed that it had this soothing sort of scent to it. That was when some kind of snake-like creature thing suddenly broke through his belly plate. It squirmed around, making these weird monster sounds.
"Lol!" Shouted the dragon. He was actually more amused.
There, standing right before Agent Nine, was a random button that was attached to a sign that read, "POINTLESS BUTTON – WARNING: POINTLESS". He also had nothing better to do, so he actually pressed the button with the tip of his laser gun.
He waited a bit before realizing that he had just wasted five long seconds of his life. "Hm."
"Hey, man—" Ripto began, as he walked up to Spyro. But he couldn't finish, because the dragon had slashed him with his claws in the face for no apparent reason. "OWW! What the hell is wrong with you!?"
Some random dragon in the background yelled, "Level up!" as a rank up sign popped up and flashed above Spyro's head.
"Somebody help meh, I'm being robbed!" Cried Cynder, as she attempted to snatch her eggs back from one of those lizards from Glimmer. They were basically having a little tug-of-war session.
Suddenly, Terrador appeared outta nowhere, and shouted, "I'll save you! Tree powers, activate!" He turned into a tree... that's all, folks!
And, once again, Spyro rammed Buzz into the lava with his mighty horns.
Sheila hopped on over to Buzz, who seemingly made everything dramatic on purpose by roaring, and squirming about in the pool of lava.
"Die, ugly toad!" Sheila yelled, readying her foot to stomp him deeper into the lava pool a last time.
"Nooooooo!" Buzz cried.
With a mighty leap into the air, the kangaroo pounded him into the hot stuff.
Moneybags gazed at the delectable cake in awe, as a smile appeared across his bear snout. He slowly unsheathed his knife. "Mmm… yum!" He ever so gently cut into the cake, and to his unpleasant surprise, the cake screamed in pain.
"Why would you do this?! I have a wife and family!"
"Noooo!" Moneybags screamed, as he threw his arms into the air in panic.
"Aaah… the pain… it's unbearable!"
"What have I done?!"
"Aahhh…" The cake hopped over to the edge of the table it was sitting on. "Tell my children I love them…"
"DADDY!" The little cake kids yelped.
"Ugggh…" The cake moaned. It dropped.
"NOOOOO!" Moneybags and the cake kids screamed at the same time.
Within a few seconds, the cake met the floor.
"Hey… you know who's gay?" Asked Malefor. "You."
A millisecond later, he felt this stinging in his chest. He looked down to discover that Spyro had smited thee with his horns. "Aw, come on!"
More movies commin' soon! If I get POSITIVE REVIEWS I'll add more chapters.
