Oscar points the camera to himself, as always

"Okay, so we're all playing footbal, I'm sitting out with Donovan over here, and Avril's refusing to play and it's pretty freakin' funny!"

Oscar points the camera to the football pitch, where Avril, in the St. Hopes sport uniform, is arguing with the coach.

Coach: "Listen Avril, you are in your uniform right now, you have the football in your hands. It will be fun!"

Avril: "I DON'T WANT TO PLAY FOOTBALL!"

Coach: "Why are so you so intent on not wanting to play?"

Avril: "I DON'T BELIEVE IN COMPETITIVE SPORTS! COMPETITIVE SPORTS IS GAY! FOOTBALL IS GAY!"

Coach: "No matter how gay you think it is, it is a very fun sport and you'll really enjoy it once you get into it."

Avril: "NO! I DON'T WANT TO PLAY!"

Coach: "You're really making things difficult, Avril-"

Avril tosses the football at one of the fences of the pitch.

Coach: "Look, you have to play football, there's one vacant player spot and it needs to be filled, no choice in the matter. Come on-"

Avril walks around the big field as Oscar follows with the camera. She picks up the football and tries to stomp it and ends up kicking it at the Coach.

Coach: "Avril, please stop!"

Avril: "I'M NOT GOING TO PLAY YOUR STUPID SPORT!"

Avril then twists one of the goal nets nearby and rips it apart. When it snaps, it pushes her to the ground. As she violently shakes on the ground in a tantrum and gets back up, the Coach tries to tell her to stop.

Avril: "NO, SHUT UUUUUP!" she screeches.

She then gets up and picks up the goal net and tosses it over the fence.

Coach: "You're gambling with the kids' chance to play the game you know?"

Avril: "I DON'T CAAAARE!"

Oscar: "Jesus fucking christ."

Donovan, who was with Oscar, tells him: "She fucking twisted the goal nets, I didn't know that shit could be twisted, what the fuck..."

Oscar: "Adrenaline, man."

Avril picks up a brick and runs after the rest of the students on the field, who all run out of the pitch. Mrs. King waddles her way after Avril, who runs out of distance. "And there goes Avril." Oscar says. Donovan mumbles, "Holy shiiit..." before Oscar stops the camera.