"Fly you fools!" gasped Gandalf as he fell into the black abyss.
"Noooo!! Gandalf!" Frodo burst out crying hysterically as Boromir carries him out of the mountain with Sam at his tell screaming "Mr. Frodo!! Mr. Frodo don't cry!"
"Hmmm, I wonder if his robes flew up when he fell." Said Legolas in his usual valley girl voice "I bet it he was wearing the pair of striped boxers I gave him for his birthday."
"My god!" yelled Aragorn "You are so gay!"
"Hey!" yelled Merry and Pippin at the same time. "What's wrong with being gay?!" They grasped each others hand and skipped out of the mountain together.
"Well excuse me if I'm not a manly man like you!" snapped Legolas as he flipped his long, blond hair.
Aragorn yells out of frustration and storms out of the mountain after Boromir. Gimli walks up to Legolas with tears in his eyes.
"Weren't those the same pair of boxers you gave me for my birthday?!" he howled "I'm sorry Legolas but were done.Forever!!"
Gimli rips off his boxers off and throws them at Legolas face. Legolas clutched the boxers to his face so he could smell the sweet of Gimli's uhhh..right
"Please Gimli, Gandalf meant nothing to me!" he pleaded
But it was to late Gimli stomped out of the mountain with out another word. Legolas stood there a few minutes and wallowed in self-pity then he too followed Gimli.
"Gimli, Legolas were have you been!? I hope you weren't making out in there or anything in there! That's unsanitary!" snapped Aragorn
"Oh don't worry about that Aragorn there will be no more of those!" Gimli said very loudly so that everyone could hear.
Legolas started crying again as Aragorn rolled his eyes. "Baby.." he muttered as he scanned the area looking for orcs. "Hey! Where is Frodo? Frodo?!" Oh were oh were has my little Frodo gone? Oh were, oh were can he be?! Sang Sam in the back ground
Close up!! Frodo turns in slow motion to glance over with his big, blue, luscious eyes. One tear fell down his oh so sexy face and Sam squeals and faints.
Chpt. 2
"GanDALF!" squealed Frodo as he awakened from the nightmare
"Mr. Frodo!? Sam said as he grasped Frodo's shoulders "It's alright Mr. Frodo, go back to sleep."
"I can't Sam." He stammered "I've just realized something."
"Well what is it Mr. Frodo?" Sam asked
"I.I just realized Legolas and Gimli, Merry and Pippin, are gay!" he muttered "Oh, and Sam don't call me Mr. Frodo, call me.Mr. Cuddly Bear."
Sam just stared at him for a minute "You're just now realizing that?! Why did you think those two were always hanging out? And Legolas and Gimli, please I knew that for along time? What are you blind or just plain stupid?!"
"Stupid is, as stupid does." Frodo replies in a monotone voice
Frodo and Sam sit there in silence until they heard a noise up above them. Gollum a gray, old, wrinkling, balding schizoid was spotted climbing down a steep cliff. And since gravity is a really thing and since he is climbing down a very VERY steep cliff. His flimsy loan cloth flapped down showing..alot. Frodo sat there with his mouth wide open while Sam giggled like a little school girl and pointed.
"Mr. Frodo! Mr. Frodo! Would you look at that! His is bigger than my foot!" exclaimed Sam.
Gollum who must have heard Sam's girlish squealing. Realized what he was talking about blushed and pulled out two black rectangular censor blacks out of thin air and set them into place.
"Stop staring at my other precious!" Gollum snapped Oh my god Frodo look at that butt it is sooo big!
I like big butts and I can't lie all the hobbits can't deny! When Gollum walks in with an ity bity waist and a thing up in your face you like whoo! Sam sang in the background.
Gollum hissed at them which turned into a hacking cough.
"Sorry, he gasped "Hairball, now were was I?"
He jumped onto Frodo ripping his clothes off looking for the ring.
"Rape! Rape!" screamed Frodo
"Don't worry Mr. Frodo I will save you!" Sam yelled as he ripped Gollum off Frodo.
Gollum screamed out of rage and started to strangle Sam.
"Stupid fat hobbit why wont you just die!? You gay little @%!&@!" he growled
Frodo pulled out sting and grabbed Gollum from behind the neck and pulled him off Sam.
"This is Sting you have met him before haven't you, Gollum." Said Frodo in a manly voice
"Ohhh that's my man!" yelled Sam in the background
"Noooo!! Gandalf!" Frodo burst out crying hysterically as Boromir carries him out of the mountain with Sam at his tell screaming "Mr. Frodo!! Mr. Frodo don't cry!"
"Hmmm, I wonder if his robes flew up when he fell." Said Legolas in his usual valley girl voice "I bet it he was wearing the pair of striped boxers I gave him for his birthday."
"My god!" yelled Aragorn "You are so gay!"
"Hey!" yelled Merry and Pippin at the same time. "What's wrong with being gay?!" They grasped each others hand and skipped out of the mountain together.
"Well excuse me if I'm not a manly man like you!" snapped Legolas as he flipped his long, blond hair.
Aragorn yells out of frustration and storms out of the mountain after Boromir. Gimli walks up to Legolas with tears in his eyes.
"Weren't those the same pair of boxers you gave me for my birthday?!" he howled "I'm sorry Legolas but were done.Forever!!"
Gimli rips off his boxers off and throws them at Legolas face. Legolas clutched the boxers to his face so he could smell the sweet of Gimli's uhhh..right
"Please Gimli, Gandalf meant nothing to me!" he pleaded
But it was to late Gimli stomped out of the mountain with out another word. Legolas stood there a few minutes and wallowed in self-pity then he too followed Gimli.
"Gimli, Legolas were have you been!? I hope you weren't making out in there or anything in there! That's unsanitary!" snapped Aragorn
"Oh don't worry about that Aragorn there will be no more of those!" Gimli said very loudly so that everyone could hear.
Legolas started crying again as Aragorn rolled his eyes. "Baby.." he muttered as he scanned the area looking for orcs. "Hey! Where is Frodo? Frodo?!" Oh were oh were has my little Frodo gone? Oh were, oh were can he be?! Sang Sam in the back ground
Close up!! Frodo turns in slow motion to glance over with his big, blue, luscious eyes. One tear fell down his oh so sexy face and Sam squeals and faints.
Chpt. 2
"GanDALF!" squealed Frodo as he awakened from the nightmare
"Mr. Frodo!? Sam said as he grasped Frodo's shoulders "It's alright Mr. Frodo, go back to sleep."
"I can't Sam." He stammered "I've just realized something."
"Well what is it Mr. Frodo?" Sam asked
"I.I just realized Legolas and Gimli, Merry and Pippin, are gay!" he muttered "Oh, and Sam don't call me Mr. Frodo, call me.Mr. Cuddly Bear."
Sam just stared at him for a minute "You're just now realizing that?! Why did you think those two were always hanging out? And Legolas and Gimli, please I knew that for along time? What are you blind or just plain stupid?!"
"Stupid is, as stupid does." Frodo replies in a monotone voice
Frodo and Sam sit there in silence until they heard a noise up above them. Gollum a gray, old, wrinkling, balding schizoid was spotted climbing down a steep cliff. And since gravity is a really thing and since he is climbing down a very VERY steep cliff. His flimsy loan cloth flapped down showing..alot. Frodo sat there with his mouth wide open while Sam giggled like a little school girl and pointed.
"Mr. Frodo! Mr. Frodo! Would you look at that! His is bigger than my foot!" exclaimed Sam.
Gollum who must have heard Sam's girlish squealing. Realized what he was talking about blushed and pulled out two black rectangular censor blacks out of thin air and set them into place.
"Stop staring at my other precious!" Gollum snapped Oh my god Frodo look at that butt it is sooo big!
I like big butts and I can't lie all the hobbits can't deny! When Gollum walks in with an ity bity waist and a thing up in your face you like whoo! Sam sang in the background.
Gollum hissed at them which turned into a hacking cough.
"Sorry, he gasped "Hairball, now were was I?"
He jumped onto Frodo ripping his clothes off looking for the ring.
"Rape! Rape!" screamed Frodo
"Don't worry Mr. Frodo I will save you!" Sam yelled as he ripped Gollum off Frodo.
Gollum screamed out of rage and started to strangle Sam.
"Stupid fat hobbit why wont you just die!? You gay little @%!&@!" he growled
Frodo pulled out sting and grabbed Gollum from behind the neck and pulled him off Sam.
"This is Sting you have met him before haven't you, Gollum." Said Frodo in a manly voice
"Ohhh that's my man!" yelled Sam in the background
