A/N: Hey, I thought that while I am waiting for my muse to return on my other stories I would write a Stargate drabble thing for every letter of the alphabet A/N: Hey, I thought that while I am waiting for my muse to return on my other stories I would write a Stargate drabble thing for every letter of the alphabet. This is A. Hopefully there'll be funny! Enjoy!
A is for Asgard
The little grey dudes had better be in trouble again. Jack couldn't believe his luck. He stared around the drab grey surroundings and sighed. They really had to work on their manners. They couldn't beam him out while he was in the middle of a sentence. In a briefing none the less. However they did, and he had something to say about it.
Just then the door slid open and Thor walked in. At least, he assumed it was Thor. It was difficult to tell them apart after all. They didn't wear clothes for one.
"Greetings O'Neill" the Asgard stated.
'Yep, that's good ol' Thor' thought Jack 'What in the name of all that is holy does he want now'
Out loud though he just said. "Hey Thor, old buddy, old pal. How can I help?"
Thor looked at Jack inquisitively for a few seconds before moving a few rocks on his control panel. Jack felt a tingling sensation and then nothing. He looked down. Still nothing.
"Erm… Thor?" Jack asked, "You did call me here for a reason right?"
"Indeed O'Neill" Thor replied before Jack saw white and was beamed back down to the SGC.
SG-1 had been in the middle of a briefing when a white light had beamed Jack out. They had all shared the same annoyed look but assumed that he was needed. However not five minutes later another white flash engulfed the room and Jack was back. Though something was slightly off.
Sam sat there holding in a giggle refusing to look at Daniel, who was just about holding in his own laughter, she knew that if she looked; she would crack. General Hammond sat there bemused wondering what the hell the Colonel and the Asgard had been thinking and even Teal'c looked a little amused. Jack just sat there, none the wiser, wondering what the hell was so funny. After all it was only a regular briefing.
Half an hour later and Sam and Daniel fled the briefing room as fast as they could both red in the face holding in laughter. Jack just watched them flee, scratching his head. Deciding to put it down to a caffeine high, they did drink too much of the stuff, he decided to talk to Teal'c about his Asgard problem.
"Hey, Teal'c" he said jovially "We've got to teach the little grey dudes some manners, right?"
"Indeed O'Neill" Teal'c replied
Jack grinned.
"But perhaps it would be prudent to teach them a sense of humour as well" Teal'c deadpanned before walking off. He looked behind him to see Jack scratching his head again looking thoroughly confused. Teal'c let out a soft chuckle at how ridiculous Jack looked and continued onto the mess where he was sure to find Daniel and Sam.
Back in the briefing room Jack was looking all over himself to see what the hell was so funny when up in orbit Thor hit a switch to reveal his master plan. Down on earth Jack was suddenly standing there in a large pink bunny suit. It suddenly struck him what that tingling sensation was. His cheeks turned red. Had he been dressed like this the entire time? Based on his teams' reaction he could guess the answer.
Back in the mess hall it was only when Daniel and Sam heard Jack yell 'THOR!' that they finally let their laughter fly.
The Asgard really needed to work on their manners.
A/N2: Well that's A done. I had a bit of a giggle writing it, hope you had a bit of a laugh reading it. If you want me to continue with b, c etc. please tell me in a review. And if not, leave a review anyway. It would really help my day; maybe it would even encourage my muse back. Who knows? So, please review.
