Ok... I'm not a big bobobo-bo-bo-bobo fan... but I am a big fan of craziness all of a sudden.

"Speak"

'Think'

back in scene when some one is talking

(/some one talking at the same time\)

(Message from the author only in this chapter, once)

(A message from the author in a message from the author, only in this chapter, on top)

Chappie Chappie UNO!

Fist of the Bobobo flame!

Narrator (the script part is only for him... don't worry and don't flame this for breaking the rules) : We last saw our heroes when they went into space, to cry, as their ship broke they crash landed into a strange planet on Earth surrounded by water, on a island. There they met some one who is unknown till now!

"Who dares disturbs me... the great SELETE!" screamed the shadow.

"Selete huh... you don't look so tough... as a matter of fact you look as tall as me..." said Gasser

Gasser was right... the shadow was as tall as him. The looks on the other hand... he looked rather bold... literally. You could tell he had a Jacket, with a shirt with teeth and eyes sticking out which looked like a monkey in the dark. You could also see the person's teeth, but not his eyes. It was obvious that it was a boy, and he was wearing pants. As he stepped out of the shadows, you see his eyes closed, with a grey Jacket, black shirt with a monkey in the middle, and blue hair surrounding him. He had blue sneakers, and black pants. He then opens his eyes and you can tell how threatening they are with the flowers in them(wow... this is pretty lame). Then you see the flowers disappear.

"Time to fight... are you ready fellow idiots." He said with his voice deep.

"I'll fight him first..." said Gasser "this could show you guys what he can do..."

"Ok... good luck..." Selete said.

"Ok... uh... good luck..." said gasser as he didn't expect hearing his opponent saying that.

Gasser then put his hand near his butt and threw some gas at him.

"Fist of the Athrun Flame!" Selete said as he raised his hand and smoke came out of it countering the gas.

It was too dark for gasser to see, but then a figure came charging at him and punched him into the air, knocking him out.

"GAS CAN!" shouted beauty.

"I'll fight him now..." said Don Patch as he jumped in the air preparing to attack.

"DON PATCH! YOU ARE MY HERO, YOU SHOULD HAVE ALL THE LINES, AND BE THE MAIN CHARACTER. I can see it now. DonDon Patch – Don-Don-Don Patch..." exclaimed Selete.

Don patch in mid air turns into school girl out fit.

"Oh! You are just saying that."

Selete then puts on his school girl out fit(wow... another freeko, just what these guys needed to fight, ok, strike the top, make it twice only in dis chapter)

"No! Really. You should, I mean you are the prettiest girl in school and... FIST OF THE ATHRUN FLAME!" said Selete in his school girl outfit as Don Patch burned till he got knocked out.

Selete then landed on his feet, still in his school girl outfit.

"Never let your guard down against me." He said fierce fully as he pulled off his uniform showing his normal one.

"My turn..." said Bobobo.

"Don't worry old man, I'll kick your butt in no time..."

"Bobobo, be careful, this guy is tougher then any one we have ever faced be fore." Said Beauty.

Bobobo made hand signs all of a sudden.

"Take this snot for you, Kage Bushin no Churro!" He said as a smoke covered him and 4 other smokes appeared. When the smoke went away, you see 5 churros with Bobobo's glasses and his hair.

"NO! NOT THE KAGE BUSHIN NO CHURRO! ANYTHING BUT THAT! I'M ALLERGIC! IF I SEE ONE CHURRO I TURN INTO A PICKLE!" Selete said out loud as he turned into a pickle.

"How did Bobobo learn that new move... or found out Selete's weakness?" Beauty asked herself.

"Aghh... what happened?" asked Don Patch as he just woke up.

"Bobobo just beat the person that kicked out butts... that's what" said Don Patch on cool position on a tree.

"HOW CAN THERE BE TWO OF YOU!" shouted Beauty in he freaked out position.

"Hey... have you noticed something is missing?" asked Bobobo.

"Huh... Oh yeah! Gas Can is missing. Where is he now?" asked Beauty looking every where. "Oh! There he is." She blabbed again pointing.

The camera then focuses on Gasser tied to a stick being held by other sticks while being roasted on a fire like a stuffed pig, being turned by Pickle version Selete.

"Is it done yet?" asked Bobobo who pops out of nowhere poking Gasser.

"There there... it'll be ready in a minute." Said Selete turning Gasser even more.

"DON'T EAT HIM!" screamed Beauty.

The screen then changes like it was 10 minutes later.

"That was a good meal... don't you think so Beauty?" asked Bobobo.

"It sure was... don't you think Selete?" asked Beauty.

"Yup! I bet Gasser liked it too, didn't you Gasser!" said Selete back in normal form.

"Yeah! But I wonder where Don Patch is..." asked Gasser.

"Oh uh..." said Selete all sweaty getting every ones attention. You then see the three of them surrounding Selete.

"Selete... what did you do with him?" asked Gasser.

"Oh uh... nothing... I swear!" replied Selete sweating even more.

"Did we eat him? You know Bobobo is a vegetarian..." said Beauty suddenly worrying how Bobobo is now feeling.

"No! I swear! I just told him he could star in American Idol!" said Selete.

"AMERICAN IDOL! HE ISN'T EVEN FROM AMERICA! HE CAN'T EVEN SING!" yelled Beauty, Bobobo and Gasser at once.

"Well we could watch him at my house now, come on guys!" said Selete skipping to his house.

Narrator: mean while, at Selete's house when they got there...

Selete kicks opens the door.

"Mom! I'm back home, and I brought over some friends!" said Selete.

You then see Don Patch jump up in his mom position.

"That's good dear now give your mommy a good hug!" said Don Patch.

"I love you mom, you're the best mom in the world!" said Selete hugging her.

"Why thank you dear... but I know you're just saying that... YOU TRIED TO USE THAT AGAINST ME DURING BATTLE!" said Don Patch taking off his lipstick and punching Selete.

"Ow, Don Patch... it's you... when did you get here, and where's mom." Asked Selete all confused all of sudden while Gasser and Beauty do an Anime fall.

"I don't know where she is... it's like she just disappeared all of a sudden." Said Bobobo.

"Oh there she is!" said Selete pointing at Beauty standing up.

He then ran up to her and hugged her.

"I love you mom!" said Selete.

"GET OFF HER!" said Gasser punching Selete off Beauty finding him and Beauty blushing.

"Thanks Gas Can..." said Beauty.

"Don't mention it." He replied.

"Mommy... is that your boy friend?" asked Selete.

Beauty and Gasser then blushed.

"OFCOURSE NOT! WHAT MAKE YOU THINK I LIKE HIM!" she said all red.

"Well you are blushing as red as a tomatoe, and you keep calling him 'Gas Can'(third note, this isn't thinking, and I don't think there will be any of that here and same with talking at the same time and all.)"

Beauty and Gas Ca... I mean Gasser then started blushing so much.

"Beauty and Gasser sitting in a tree..." started Don Patch.

"K-i-s-s-i-n-g..." continued Bobobo

"First comes love..." continued Selete.

"Then comes marrage..." continued Jelly Jiggler who came out of nowhere.

"Then comes a baby in a baby carrage!" finished Soften! Oh and he came out of nowhere as well.

"STOP IT!" shouted Gasser, as you can see him blushing man red.

"De da dee da dee dee de do... de da dee dee do... de de dilideedo deelideelideelideele do... Here we go... de da dee da dee da dee dodo...dee da dee dee do... de da de daladelido de da dododeladodo de do!" went on the stereo on Bobobo's shoulder playing the hamster dance :D

"NO! ANY THING BUT THE CHICKEN DANCE! I HATE THAT SONG!" said Selete.

"Don't worry... it's just the Hamster Dance, Bobobo's favorite song that he plays every 7:00 on Saturdays... which means one thing... they'll practice their mariachi band tomorrow." Said Beauty.

Narrator: now it is exactly one year... I mean day... later.

You see Jelly Jiggla at the stand, with that stick thing getting ready to instruct the group, with the new member, Selete!

"One and two and a one two three four!" pernounced JJ(Jelly Jiggla)

"Dingelingneling... Buhbuhboobaboop (/piano chords\) Bubuhboobaboop (/piano chords\) ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone... ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone, I got this feeling, it's so appealing, for us to get together and sing... SING! ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone... ding dong ding dong ding dong ding donana phone! It grows on bunches... I got my hunches... it's the best...beats the rest... celluar, mochular, interactibochular... ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone... Buhbuhboobaboop... ping pong ping pong ping pong ping... Pinana phone... its no bologna, it's not a phony, my bananular phone... don't need quarters, don't need dimes to call a friend of mine... don't need computer... or tv... to have a real good time... I'll call for pizza, I'll call my cat, I'll call the White House... have a chat, I'll place a call around the world... operator get me Beyjingjingjingjing... yeah... play thing... ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone... ying yang ying yang ying yang ying... Yinana phone... it's a real life momma and poppa phone... a brother and a sister and a gaga phone... a grandpa phone and aaaah grandma phone too! Oh yeah... it's my celluar... bannanular phone... Banana phone... ring ring ring!" sang every one but Soften, Gasser and Beauty.

"It's a phone with a peal..." continued Soften.

"banana phone... ring ring ring!" sang the singers minus Soften

"Now you can have your phone and eat it too."

"banana phone... ring ring ring."

"This song drives me... BANANAS!" sang soften

"bananana phone... ring ring ring." Said the chorus group

"Buhbuhboobaboop!" finished Selete(all that buh thing was Selete by the way.)

The camera turns to Gasser and Beauty who reach into their ears and take out their ear plugs.

"Hey come on guys... it wasn't that bad... now I don't do that buh stuff... we found some one new!" screamed Don Patch.

"What ever..." they just said.

All of a sudden a crash is heard(what is this? Like author note 100? Whatever, scratch all the others I said, I can tell I have a whole lot more.Ok... FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT! SCRATCH TOP, I MIGHT HAVE A WHOLE LOT MORE)

The group then left Selete's house. What do they find but a man made out of Cubic blocks. The ugly man aimed his hand at the group and fired... each shot barely missing... but none hit... even when they were standing still...

"TAKE THIS! FIST OF THE ATHRUN FLAM..." Selete started as his mouth was suddenly blocked with tape.

"Sorry to trash your parade Cubic man, but Tape man in the house. By the way that guy has a weakness. He has to say Fist of the Athrun Flame to use the Fist of the Athrun Flame." Said a guy wrapped in tape named Tape man.

"I am their leader... ATHRUN... THE CREATOR OF THE ATHRUN FLAME!" shouted Athrun... The Creator Of The Athrun Flame (note: that's really his name, the whole thing)

Narrator: Who is he and his team... why am I asking this question? What is the color of my underwear, yellow, pink or brown? If you want to find out the answers to these questions, I guess you'll have to tune in next time...

(story end)

Author: Wow... that was very wild. SWEET! I'M GONNA GET SOME ICECREAM!

The author trips and hangs on a brick.

"Hi David..." said Allen near him.

"Not now Allen, I'm hanging till my death."

"David... you are hanging from a brick 5 inches from the ground exactly... and you live on the 1st floor..."

"Oh... OH YEAH! Oh and guys who are reading this, please tell me good names as I don't know any besides 'Fist of the Athrun Flame'. I'm also keeping that name so other people who read this when the new name is here knows the original name."