Disclaimer: HI PEOPLE I DON'T OWN NARUTO and I don't think i ever will, GOMEN FOR MY RURONI KENSHIN STORY if you try to find it was such a disgrace to me thatI erased it. Oh well, enjoy!


Naruto lazily slumped beside the wooden bridge, his orange spandix jump suit shone a glossy look.

He was waiting...WAITING FOR 3 FRICKEN HOURS JUST FOR THE TEAMS LAZY PERVERTED, ASS SENSEI!

Sasuke was also waiting...and waiting and waiting...and waiting...and soon fell asleep

Sakura sat on top of the bridge also pissed off...

Inner Sakura
"
Hey, why not ditch this place! It's not like you're any good here, you suck, so why not head on home, blast the stereo, and turn on the internet for...MYSPACE! Because I feel so bored right now!"

Sakura
"HEY! First of all I don't suck! I'm just a...uh…well...I LIKE TO PACE MYSELF WHEN I'M FIGHTING ALRIGHT?"

Inner Sakura
"Yes you do...you do suck, and in battles all you do is cry 'Sasuke Sasuke!' she said in a high pitched girly tone, mocking her. OH please as if that's gonna help him!"

Sakura
"Oh, will you just shut the hell up!" she shouted back, feeling once again defeated

Inner Sakura
Pshh, whatever, anyway, going back to my original idea, let's blow this joint and go on home to Myspace!"

Sakura had just discovered myspace "Thanks to a certain female blonde.(cough inocough)" and got so addicted that she went on it 24/7.

''Well, I guess that it's ok...I mean it's not like sensei to be on time anyway, HE EVEN FORGETS US SOMTIMES!"

Meanwhile as Sakura was pondering over the thought of why her luck was so bad that she got stuck with him, a certain blonde boy discovered a thin black object that he fingered in his pocket, it was a sharpie.
" Hey what's this thing doing here?" he wondered, and then he remembered his ingenious prank he did on Tsunade.
"OH YEAHHHHHHH! Oh gosh, that was hilarious!

Flashback

Tsunade had her feet crossed on top of her table, taking an afternoon nap, when suddenly Naruto popped up out of nowhere.

" HEY OLD HAG, SINCE NO ONE WANTS TO COME WITH ME TO THE RAMEN SHOP, I FIGURED THAT YOU WOULD BE HONORED TO TREAT ME TO SOME RAMEN!" He yelled obnoxiously.

However, all he got was a snore and a snot bubble as a response.
''Hmph! Well fine who needs ya!" he said, this time in a softer tone. Man this woman can sleep!

Suddenly his deep blue eyes caught sight of a black sharpie that sat right next to Tsunade's foot.

"Hehehehehe, I've got an idea.'', He said to himself.

...1 hour later...

Tsunade stretched her arms out and yawned.

''Ahhhh, that was wonderful and refreshing, I should do that more often… Oh damn I better go, Kakashi wants to see me for whatever reason.

Kakashi was silently sitting by himself downstairs reading his perverted book, giggling in satisfaction, and waiting for Tsunade, when all of a sudden he felt some chakra coming closer and closer. Oh good that must be her. He thought. He was right.

The door knob turned revealing Tsunade,and as soon as Kakashi saw the figure he dropped his precious and perverted orange book on the floor and his eyes widened.

'' Ts...Ts..Tsunade?" , He asked in a shaky voice, his eyes were paralyzed with fear. (A/n WELL THERES SOMETHINGYOU DON'T SEE EVERYDAY!)

"Yes Kakashi its me...now why did you wanna see me again?'', Tsunade said.

''Um...are you sure you're ok...I mean...in the head...", He asked, this time slowly backing away.

" Kakashi! What kind of a question is that!'' This time anger was rising in her voice.

Quickly Kakashi looked to his left and right until he saw a small mirror, He picked it up and tossed it to Tsunade.

" What is it with you females and your black make up!''

''Black make-up? I never put any- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!'' she interupted her own self as she saw her face in the mirror.

Her right eye had a black circle around it and her upper lip was poorly drawn , but it looked very much like a moustache, and on the top of her forehead read LOSER in big letters.
Tsunade's eyes were glued onto the mirror, until Kakashi broke the quiet..with his laughter.

''Well...whatI wanted to tell you was that I sent Naruto over to your office because...I told him that it was ...well..ok for him to go to the ramen shop with you...so um...I guess..you didn't get the memo right?'' he said with bits of laughter in his voice.

A red aura surroned Tsunade's body and her hair coverd her eyes.

'' YOU! YOUR THE ONE WHO MADE ME LOOK LIKE THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE!''

''Uhh...well,um...I didn't...well ..noI mean...oh damn it!''

''KAKASHIIIIIII!" Tsunade raged as she broke the mirror with the clenching of her hand and took out her kunais.

Meanwhile
Naruto was watching this WHOLE time from the window, keeping hischakra down to prevent Kakahi from sensing it.

'' Hehehehehehehehe...this is almost better then going to the ramen shop!''

End of flashback

"Hey maybeI can do the same to Sasuke... Hesaid to himself.

''NARUTO WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOUR DOIN!'' Sakura shouted as she saw Naruto crouched next to sleepingSasuke, sharpie in hand.

''Get away from Sasuke!''

and at that precise moment Naruto was kissing the dirt... Sasuke had made it happen

''Dobe'' Sasuke said coldly

'' Shut up teme! if it wasn't for Sakura you'd have black sharpie writing all over you!'

'' And you'd have black and blue bruises all over you dobe."
Sasuke said with a smirk.

Sakura sighed.I think that I should take the guys with me so they don't kill each other.

'' Hey guys..I'm going home do you guys wanna come with me? I could make you a myspace.

Sasuke let go of naruto's blue neck ''Hn''

Naruto gaped for air like a fish. "OK YEAH I WANNA COME TOO BELIEVE IT!"

"Kay, fine let's go." She said, knowing that there's not going to be any privacy for her and Sasuke anywhere.

Sakura's house

The gang entered Sakura's apartment, and entered her room.
They were a bit surprised to see no Sasuke shrineor bed covers, it was only pink and green.

Infront of them was a flat screen computer and Sakura pulled her pink chair and turned the computer on.

Naruto sat on the table and Sasuke sat on the bed as they watched Sakura log into myspace.

As Sakura was typing her email address, he saw her password (sasuke) and jumped to his feet.

''HAHAHAHAHAI know your password Sakura! It's Sasuke!"

Once again his mouth kissed the ground and Sakura's veins popped out.

Damn him! That meansI have to change my password again!

As she signed on she noticed that her myspace friend Megumi was online.

She remembered that Megumi was one of her first friends on myspace.

Sakura: hey megumi watcha doin?

Megumi: oh, hi sakura i'm on

Sakura: oh..fanfiction? Never heard of it.

Megumi: YOUHAVEN'T? OMG ITS THE BEST! here lemme giveyou the url

Sakura:ok

Megumi: and once you go there go to anime ok?

Sakura:ok, well I gotta go now bye Megumi.

Megumi:bye

"Hey I want to check out this fanfiction thing she was talking about!", Naruto said.

Sakura sighed. But I really wanted to talk to David! David was a hot guy that she had friend requested the other day. Oh well... I guess he'll have to wait. She thought and clicked the link to fanfiction.


Thanks to my beta reader, cuzimcrazylikethat. Also, thanks to my readers and for my reviews!

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