iPartyWithVictorious - Episode 80-82
Summary: Made up script of iPartyWithVictorious. Seddie fanfic.
Disclaimer: If I owned iCarly, I wouldn't be writing my script on the internet, It would be on the TV.
Chapter 1:
Sam's POV
"What's up iCarly peoples?" I shouted to the camera as we were filming the one and only, iCarly!
"I'm Carlyyyy!" Carly shouted.
"And I'm Saaam!" I exclaimed, being excited as always.
"And this is iCarly!" We both shouted in unison.
"Today we are going to video chat with fans!" Carly shouted, being really jumpy and giddy. Shoot, that was really annoying sometimes.
"Yeaaah! So connect the whatever Fredward and we will video chat with a random fan!" I exclaimed, beaming at my nickname for Freddie.
"Ohh! There's a girl on this. Here name is torivegaxoxo99. She seems cool." Freddie said, clicking over her profile.
"Click on herr Freddwadd!" I shouted.
"Okay, Okay. Chill." He said.
"Sweeeet." Carly said.
A picture popped up on the TV screen to reveal a girl with brown eyes and long, straight brown hair.
"Heeeello, Tori." Freddie said, obviously being drooly over this girl we've never met. Not like I'm jealous or anything. Noo.
"Hi iCarly! I love your webshow!" This Tori girl said. I didn't like her at all. Don't know why, and I don't really care.
"Hi Tori! So, why did you video chat us?" Carly said, trying to make a conversation.
"Well, I sort of want you to meet my friends, okay? JADE! CAT! ANDRE! ROBBIE! BECK! TRINA! GET OVER HERE!" The Tori girl shouted to her many friends.
A girl with dark blue eyeshadow, dark brown elbow length hair, and a dark blue shirt that said "Not here to please you." Hmmm, maybe she'll be my future friend.
"I'm not here because I want to. I hate Tori." The girl stated.
"Sorry, guys. Jade's a little grouchy today." Tori said, "But maybe it's just always." Tori whispered so just us could hear.
"Hi, Jade!" Carly said, trying to bring happiness. It was obviously not working. This Jade girl was freaking awesome.
"Ehh, I don't like you either." Jade said to Carly. I stifled a laugh.
"Well, Okay." Carly stated, an offended tone in her voice.
"Hi Sam! Your my favorite on the show!" Jade said, her tone brightening up.
"Hi Jade! Thanks!" I said, happy that I was pretty sure she would be my new best friend.
Jade smiled. Yup, definitely a future friend.
"Hi!" A guy said who looked A LOT like Harper from the time iCarly was on TV!
"You look familiar!" I shouted, speaking my mind.
"Hmm. I've never seen you before, well except on iCarly." Andre said, with a mix of fear and flirt. Gross.
"Okayy. This is Cat!" Tori said, shoving a bubbly-looking, red haired girl that had big eyes into the camera.
"Hi! Omg! I love your webshow!" Cat said with this high-pitched voice I CANNOT stand.
"Hi Cat! Thanks girl!" Carly responded, in the same annoying voice.
"I dropped my bra in the toilet, Tori. What do I do?" This Cat girl said.
Wow, Ditzy much?
"I don't know, Cat. Go get it out of the toliet."
"This is Beckkkkk." Tori said in a flirty tone of voice.
"MY boyfriend." Jade said in a matter-of-fact tone. I see a little catfight going on.
"Hi! Yeah, this is my crazy, physocitic girlfriend. But I love her. But I also sort of hate her. Love Hate, huh?" Beck said. Awwh, that was cute. Wait, Sam doesn't think ANYTHING is cute. Yeah. Reminds me of something… Shoot don't think about it, Sam.
Tori shot Jade a "I hate you cause-your-going-out-with-my-dream-guy" look.
"Awwww. Thats so ADORBS!" Carly said in the same ANNOYING tone of voice. Errrrrrrgggg.
"Yeah! That's me! Beck's GIRLFRIEND!" Jade said, exclaiming boyfriend in Tori's face. This girl is freaking awesome.
Tori gave her another death stare and introduced her next friend.
"This is Trina! My sister!" Tori exclaimed and a brown haired girl with a lot of makeup on was on the webcam.
"Hi.. Um.. I've sort of never watched your webshow." She stated. Wow, she's a loser.
"That's…Interesting. Next." I said, obviously annoyed with this Trina chick.
"I love Freddie." Trina said, and that got me more hyped up. I don't know why.
"NEXT!" I shouted more furiously.
"Sam, calm down." Carly said.
"She's annoying. Can't help it." I said, stating my mind proudly.
"You are one physoctic bitch." Tori said straight to me with her bloodshot brown eyes.
"You did NOT just say that! You evil…" I was about to say something more when Carly put her hand over my mouth and whispered into my ear.
"Do..Not..Say..It.." Carly said, obviously referring to the fowl language that was about to come out of my mouth.
"Ehhh. Fine." I said, letting my guard down. I never do that. Stupid me.
"Anyway… This is Robbie!" The-Bitch stated. Yeah, that's my nickname for Tori. I smiled to myself.
A Not-So-Attractive curly brown haired guy with glasses entered the picture.
"I love Carly!" Robbie stated like he was a manaic.
"Umm. Nice to know. Well, Tori. Would you like to meet us! Like for dinner or something!" Carly said. I thought she was out of her mind. I didn't want to meet these people except Jade.
"Carly… Are you out of your mind!" I whispered to her.
"No! I want to meet these people. They seem cool." Carly said, obviously out of her mind like I said!
"No! I don't want to meet them."
"Come on Sam, how bad could it be?"
I started to imagine Trina kissing Freddie or something like that. I shuttered. Wait, why would I care?
When I got out of my dayNIGHTMARE, I saw that the webshow was over. Wow, that was a long thought.
"Hey Sam! Guess what? We're eating dinner with Tori and all her friends tonight! Say yay!" Carly said in a voice that made me wanna barf all over her.
"Noooooooooooooo!" I said, flipping out.
"Sam, we are doing it whether you like it or not." Carly responded with her little sass. Errrrrrrr.
"Fine. I need fried chicken." I said, heading downstairs when I heard a pair of feet following me.
I turned around and I saw Fredweird.
"What do YOU want?" I said to him.
"I was just following you to the kitchen. Chill out, Puckett." He said in an adorable tone. No.. I don't think that. Bad Sam.
"Okay." I said, then I let him walk in front of me. After that, I pushed him down the stairs. Ahh, this felt good.
"SAM! Why did you do that?" Fredweird said with an angry expression. Whoops.
I was about to open my mouth to say a witty comeback, but then Carly interrupted me by walking down the stairs in a new outfit. Shoosh, we are just going out to dinner. Not the prom.
"Let's goooooo!" Carly said, obviously excited.
"Eeehh." I said, following her out the door.
"Let's go!" Freddie said in his adorable tone of voice. Sam, just shut up. I can think whatever I want to! I sort of like Freddie, as you can tell.
